Didja pee on your hand and then wipe it on you pants?
No relation…
You are taxing my brain with this game…there are only so many ways to have urine arrive on your pants…
In an attempt to hold on the the least likely award… You have just arrived at the airport, you collect your bags, go to the rental car lot when the plane you were on takes off. A chuck of “blue ice” falls from the sky landing next to you splashing onto your pants. Of course you were the last one to use the facilities on that plane.
A more realistic possiblity…The stall door sticks and the force of pulling it open causes you to fall backwards in the pot…
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You sat down, did #1, then did #2, which hit the water with enough force to splash urine and water over the rim (or between the seat and bowl) and onto your pants?
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Your urostomy bag ruptured/catheter came loose?
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You peed in the sink; the janitor walked in and screamed “Aw hell no I ain’t cleaning that up!!!” and threw his scrub brush into the sink, splashing your leg?
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In a bizarre office pecking order ritual, you peed in a subordinate’s mouth. The pee-on then choked and spit urine back onto your pants?
You’ve already said you weren’t using a urinal and we just assumed that meant you were using a toilet. Had you, in fact, just finished attempting to urinate into a toilet when the incident occurred?
Did you fall into a puddle of your own urine?
I’m sorry…give me the newbie prize too :o
But we are getting closer…
- The event took place in a bathroom stall?
- Were you fully dressed when the spillage occured?
- Was there another person accidentally involved?
- Was the spillage cause by a slippage?
I am working towards someone push open the door to the stall, knocked out (or down) our hapless victim and then the soiling occured.
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Mostly - depends on your definition of ‘puddle’.
- Yes
- yes
- no
- yes
Did you attempt to flush with your foot and slipped it into the bowl?
Regardless of how it happened - are you now like Tom Petty’s character on King of the Hill, who slipped on some pee-pee at The Costco and now doesn’t have to work anymore because he got a $53,000 settlement?
Were you playing a game of Office Watersports?
Earthquake? Former pet python or allegator bursting from its long imprisonment in the sewers up into the toilet in your stall? The sudden collapse of earth’s gravity?
Or, you were peeing in the tiny toilet in a motorhome as its driver happened to accept a challenge to drag race, which sudden commencement caused either you or the pee to hurtle into either the pee or you?
You had just finished peeing (or so you thought), when you moved in such a way to bump your elbow and funny bone, or something else stupid enough to make you laugh, at which point you peed your pants a little?
Or…
You thought you were done, did up your pants and everything, and then realised that your used toilet paper somehow missed the bowl and stuck to your pants, thereby getting pee on them?
Did you drop your cellphone or something else into the toilet?
Arrggghhh! Why do I care so much??? 
Did your knee give out and you fell in the toilet?
So here’s the full story. I go into my office bathroom. It’s a two holer - one urinal and one enclosed stall. One of my cow orkers, who I’ve noticed has some odd bathroom quirks, come in right behind me. I have to throw a whiz, so I step up to the urinal. He walks into the stall, which is right next to the urinal, and stands in front of the toilet.
This exact scenario has happened at least one other time since I’ve been working here, so I knew what was going to happen next. I can see his left foot under the wall of the stall (the stall is to the right of the urinal) and I watch it. Sure enough, he uses his left foot to lift the lid of the toilet.
That wasn’t terribly unusual - he doesn’t want to touch the toilet seat. A little germaphobic? Who am I to judge? Anyway, he finishes business before me. And as I expect, he lifts his left foot again. This time, I know his intent is to kick at the flush handle.
Now, I don’t know what exactly happened next. I can only describe what I saw. I could tell that he was standing on his right foot, since his left foot had disappeared. Then, with enough force to shake the entire stall, his full weight crashed into the stall wall that separated him from me. This was immediately followed by an obvious splash and then another loud crash into the stall door. My cow orker finished his less-than-graceful toilet dance sitting on the floor facing the toilet.
I just stood there holding my urinator. What else could I do? The stall door flew open and my cow orker burst out stringing together a line of expletives like I had never heard. He stormed out of the bathroom with a very unique cadence. I wish I could describe it better in words, but ‘STOMP squish STOMP squish’ will have to do. And by his toilet water outlined footprint, it became obvious that he had indeed thrust his foot into the toilet bowl. And, to fulfill the description of the thread title, his left pant leg was soaked at least half way up his calf.
I walk past his cubicle whenever I leave mine. He had, apparently, been quite traumatized by this experience. He evidently left work and didn’t return for the rest of the day.
So, the short answer for HongKongFooey is:
Yes.
Bwa-ha-ha!!! Too funny. And he didn’t wash his hands after? 
That was gonna be my next guess.
I swear.
I did think that was a bit odd too. What, with his germ phobia. But, I guess at that point, any delusions of sanitation we shattered.
I don’t think his shenanigans were ever about hygiene or strict germaphobia, it was probably about selfishess and self-centeredness. I’ve seen toilets where guys have peed all over the seat because they didn’t want to do anything to lift it and they didn’t need to sit down so what did it matter.*
Your guy leaves the coffee pot on the burner with a few drops in it so it can’t be said he finished took the last of the coffee and is responsible for making the next pot, doesn’t he?
- It’s okay to slightly change the subject now that you’ve answered, right?