I can’t wait for Part 3! 
Yes, I hope you’re sitting there trying to come up with another creative way to pee on yourself!
Thanks. That was fun.
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I can’t wait for Part 3!
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Me neither, this was fun.
Hopefully there won’t be a round three, but if there’s another unique occasion where me or someone nearby gets urine on themselves, I’ll be sure to let you know!
Yeah, subject change all you want, the OP has been fulfilled.
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That wasn’t terribly unusual - he doesn’t want to touch the toilet seat. A little germaphobic? Who am I to judge? Anyway, he finishes business before me. And as I expect, he lifts his left foot again. This time, I know his intent is to kick at the flush handle.
Now, I don’t know what exactly happened next. I can only describe what I saw. I could tell that he was standing on his right foot, since his left foot had disappeared. Then, with enough force to shake the entire stall, his full weight crashed into the stall wall that separated him from me. This was immediately followed by an obvious splash and then another loud crash into the stall door. My cow orker finished his less-than-graceful toilet dance sitting on the floor facing the toilet.
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Justice is served. These fuck-balls that figure their not touching the toilet is more important that making everyone else touch the filth from the underside of their shoe deserve to be publicly pissed on.
Did Master Blaster say he would shoot himself in the head as opposed to being compared to Al Gore causing you to pee a little bit in your pants?