Urine on my pants - a game

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Did the mystery object you put into the urinal catch fire and need to be put out? (I can’t imagine any other potential reason for deliberately putting an object into a urinal while one is using said urinal.)

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Was it ice from a finished drink?
Which slid down into stream, thus causing a back splash?

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Did penis ensue?

64

Did the mystery object you put into the urinal catch fire and need to be put out? (I can’t imagine any other potential reason for deliberately putting an object into a urinal while one is using said urinal.)
no, but way to think outside the box.
I think we’ve used the 20Q’s

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Was it ice from a finished drink?
Which slid down into stream, thus causing a back splash?
no

Did penis ensue?
Perhaps :dubious:

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Did you recover the object from the urinal after the incident?

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Did you recover the object from the urinal after the incident?
no

68

Was this one of those little propeller types or piss targets soem urinals use to amuse the customer?

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Was this one of those little propeller types or piss targets soem urinals use to amuse the customer?
no

70

Are your pants still urine soaked?

71

OK, let me get this right: you were peeing, something of yours fell into the urinal, you sprayed yourself, and you didn’t retrieve the object?

So it must not be imporant…

Was it made of paper?

72

coloring mine.

Was it made of plastic?

73

Oh. Well…hmm. Wait a minute…WTF??? Why did you deliberately put something of your own in the urinal and then pee on it and not retrieve it…?

And why are we all so fascinated by it…?

I have no idea.

74

This is the Dope; you know, constantly fighting ignorance and all that. I think.

75

Were you suddenly overcome with a desire to quit smoking whereupon you threw your pack of Marlboro Light 100’s into le pissoir thereby preventing you lighting up again even if you did decide to give in to the temptation?

76

Is/was the item in the urinal alive?

Are you continent?

77

You were standing or sitting? Sorry if I missed that

78

Facts

  1. Urinal
  2. Object was not there at beginning of piss
  3. Object owned by pissee dropped from above
  4. Object was dropped deliberately by pissee and owned by pissee
    (although pissee and pisser are the same in this context)

Get bored of your hat, perhaps?

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Was the item a photograph?

80

oh wait
5) Was NOT wearing the object before it fell, so it can’t be a hat.

A photograph?
A report or book you disliked?
A test you got a bad grade on? (dunno if you’re in school though)