I fear this will be a let down when the whole truth is told. But in keeping with the game…
It was not made out of paper or plastic. Which takes care of test/photo/pack of smokes…
MadtheSwine, that wasn’t a yes/no question. But yes I was standing - No I wasn’t sitting.
The item in the urinal was not alive, nor was it ever.
My pants are no longer soaked.
I think that brings me up to date.
Some of y’all suck at 20 questions. 
You gotta get the general questions down before the specifics.
Did the object come from your mouth?
As for why we’re still paying attention? I guess urine teresting.
Daniel
All I’m going to say, is that if urine on your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis.
Tripler
. . . or just one leaky bastid.
Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!
Let this be a lesson to all. If the urinal drains slow, and there is a pool built up, resist the urge to hack a lugie. I don’t know how, and this has never happened before, but as soon as my expectorant hit the urinal, a huge splash erupted from the pool and dispersed itself all over the front of my pants.
Thanks for playing, I’ll be here all week.
Aw man, I’d have given it to whoever mentioned “meteorite.”
Yup.
Springer material.
That’s the grossest thing I’ve ever heard.
[sub]or something like that. I haven’t seen Billy Madison in awhile[/sub]