US babies get global brand names

Factual Questions
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3268161.stm

WHO’S YO DADDY?!! WHO’S YO MOMMA?
He is IBM Smith-Corona who married Toledo Tampax-D’Ouche.
She was engaged to Kia Visa, but they split up because Sony Eckridge stuck his meat where it didn’t belong. Anyway, Toledo met IBM at the water cooler and they hit it off quickly and had 4 children. I’m the youngest. My oldest sister L’Oreal is going to college. My oldest brother Exxon is in law school. My other sister is Courvoisier is an Escort Service Supervisor.
For what it’s worth, I have a first cousin, QPBurgerFryCoke (we call’im BFC for short) who is in the startin lineup for the Houston Hawgs.
My name’s SebenLeben Maytag Corona. I have lots of friends.

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You’ve been registered for a year and you don’t know yet that this doesn’t belong in GQ?

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get a life!

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You post some lame ass article, try to make a joke that turns out to be lame, on top of that you post in the wrong forum and you tell the poster who pointed that out to you to get a life? :rolleyes:

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<yawn>

There’s even a book on this theme.

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The General Questions forum is for questions with factual answers. There is no such question here, so I’ll close this thread.

bibliophage
moderator GQ