Synopsis for Thursday, September 5.
“Previously, on Big Brother…”
Julie in the studio. She apparently fired her previous dresser, because she doesn’t look half-bad tonight. Her pantlegs actually poof out a little! She’s still a stickwoman, though. Eat something, Julie!
We have a beginning segment about Roddy. Dani says “It appears that people who are nominated against Roddy want to be the sacrificial lamb. Gosh-dang (I kid you not, she said that), he’s like a cockroach! You think you got him and he keeps comin’ back!”
Next is the Amy-Is-A-Selfish-Drunk segment. Part 2. Or is it 3? I"m getting as bad as Marcellas with his “Spanish Inquisition” recounting of the things DrunkAmy does that annoy him. “There are two things she does…no, there are three things…no, there are four…” Amy proclaims that she couldn’t live in a city that didn’t allow open containers. Surprise, surprise. Amy drags people into the HoH room to beg for their alcohol, which drives Marc up the wall. Marc tries desperately to get her to quit it and go to bed so that she doesn’t make everyone else decide that maybe they could stand Roddy another week after all. Amy is so drunk that she falls out of the hammock and cackles loudly enough to startle the folks sleeping at Forest Lawn. Marc just shoots her one of the most evil looks I think I’ve ever seen.
Lisa seems to want to give Roddy at least a sympathy vote. She thinks she’d actually be safe in the house with Roddy around. Dani is just boggling at the way he gets people to do what he wants.
Our first Julie and the Hamsters segment is next. Julie turns sideways to talk to the monitor and disappears. No, wait…I can still see her hair. She schmoozes the houseguests for a while. Julie talks to Dani and pretends her shopping spree dress doesn’t look like a mid-80s JCPenney clearance special. Julie thinks Jason’s looks is 'very Greg Brady". I agree. That was not a compliment, Jay.
Julie then dredges up Marc’s nomination speech to Amy. Marc isn’t particularly happy with Julie tonight because this question is only the beginning…Julie lets her serious news interviewer instincts loose tonight and seems to be done throwing exclusive softballs. She asks Amy what she thought of the nomination speech and Amy calls it harsh. “…a bloodbath…”, only half tongue-in-cheek, I think. Julie asks Dani if she wants to win HoH tonight and Dani says she can taste it. They talk about the shopping spree. Yay.
First Diary Room Vote: Dani.
Dani says Amy always needs to be the center of attention. She says she’s not convinced that Roddy would back her up. They don’t show an actual vote, which suggests unanimity. But we’ll see.
Is that Catherine Zeta-Jones in those T-Mobile commercials?
We come back to a retrospective on Satanspawn and Mewwit. Josh says that it was definitely his strategy to offend every single person in the house. He says that maybe he did it too well. Mewwit found that last week with Josh in the house very difficult to watch. So did we, Merrit, so did we. Probably not for the same reason, though.
Oh, my fucking god! Josh in Frederick’s of Hollywood. Silk shall never touch my body again. The taint of association with that pair of dice boxers is just too much for me to allow. Can you imagine being the next guy to try those boxers and that robe on?! Poor unsuspecting Frederick’s shoppers… They then go to look at diamonds. $37,000?! My god…it has to be Los Angeles. Nobody around here comes close to making $37,000 in two months salary. “If you guys ever have a 90% off sale, you should give me a call.” And as a final jab, I’m subjected to the possibility of Josh marrying and breeding yet again. Shoot me. Please.
Julie does the HoH interview with Marc. She really is hitting hard tonight. “What’s the status of your friendship with Amy now?” Marc is disappointed in her. “Do you still love her? Do you like her?”
“I love her.”
“But do you like her?”
Marc half-tearily says “I don’t like her very much right now.” Go Julie, go Julie…
Second Vote: Jason.
Says they’ve seen some of the old Amy this week. Amy is a little dramatic and the drama tends to wear on people. He says that Roddy deserves to be there. No actual vote again, but I’m starting to worry here.
We come back from commercial to see a segment on Roddy’s parents. And they’re as delusional as he is. I see where he gets that I’m -the-most-important-guy-around attitude now. Rod’s dad leads us into the family library. In my experience, bookshelves with tchotchkes and knick-knacks in front of the books rarely get used. And we’re treated to a conversational proof of this as we see Roddy spout bullshit about the evolutionary superiority of frogs to men. Gould is rolling in his grave.
Oh, my…Roddy’s parents actually like Chiara! I can practically hear Jason’s mom from here…“Thank GOD! Maybe now she’ll stay away from our Jason.” Roddy’s parents think his feelings for her were genuine. (Didn’t I say they were delusional?)
His mother says that he’s not a manipulative person. (See? Delusional.) His father says, “He has the power to convince someone what is right. One and one are always two.”
Mom says, “Those people realize they’re up against someone who’s a very strong competitor. Obviously, they’re uncomfortable.” You can just tell she was really thinking “who has very strong morals”…the air of superiority is absolutely blatant. At least we know Roddy comes by something honestly. Mama Mancuso, however, is a very bad prophet. “I really think our Rod is going to win.” HA!
Incidentally, note what the background music for this segment was, please. Perfect for Roddy. [sub]I’m just a gigolo, and everywhere I go…[/sub]
We go back to Julie and her interview with the condemned. She asks Roddy if he agrees with Amy’s decision not to use the veto.
R:“Amy can do what she wants. But Amy had made a deal with me to use the Power of Veto if she had the opportunity, and she had the opportunity and she passed it up. But she can do what she wants.” Just dig those claws in deeper, Rod…
Amy’s turn, and she says, “I think it was probably the worst decision I could have made…I always say that I don’t regret anything but this is the exception.”
Julie says, “So you wish you had taken Roddy off the block? Why?” I think there’s a slight tone of WTF in her voice, but I could be biased about the whole Amy/Roddy brainwash turnaround…
Amy replies, “Because the reason I didn’t veto him was because he couldn’t promise me a vote, and the reason he couldn’t promise me a vote was because he’d already promised other people a vote and it was a very honest and respectable thing that he did and I feel very selfish.”
Excuse me a second. I have to clean up this puddle of vomit that caused me to spew.
Julie has, mentally, the same reaction, because she asks the same question in a form which she apparently hopes will produce a more reasonable and non-lunatic answer. “So are you saying, now, looking back, that you would have taken Roddy off the block and perhaps taken the fall for him to walk out the door?”
Amy replies, “Absolutely”, and all I can see is the way that women (and men) in abusive relationships will constantly take the blame for that relationship on themselves and gladly sacrifice their happiness and well-being to save their abuser. And I’m slightly ashamed of myself for being happy that Amy had that five minutes of actual clarity to refuse to use the veto before she got swallowed up by the Roddycharm again.
Julie asks for final thoughts. Amy tells Roddy she’s sorry (gag), and tells everyone she loves them. Roddy tells Amy he forgives her (I, personally, would be like “yeah, so?”). “Of course I do”…because I’m St. Roddy and I can afford to bestow my divine forgiveness on my lessers. Blah.
Vote: Lisa.
Ever since Amy came back, she felt she had to take over the spotlight, that she had to be the center of attention all of the time and that’s a little exhausting to watch.
[Roddy]'s not a threat to me and I’m safe with Roddy in the house.
Now, I’m really worried, despite the lack of actual votes. I hate Voting edits.
We come back and Julie reads the eviction results. ‘By a vote of 3-0, Roddy, you are evicted from the Big Brother house…’ YAAAAAAY!!! Finally! Goodbye, arrogant scum!
We follow the houseguests into the backyard while they wire Roddy up. Amy is weepy. Marc is upset (at Amy crying?). Dani laughs very briefly, apparently over something Marc said.
Julie asks Roddy if he is surprised to be sitting in the studio with her. He says he is, because people had promised him they would keep him in the house and they seemed to have established their credibility but still voted him out. Hold on…I thought the only deal he had was with Dani and that was just a “we won’t nominate each other” thing. I really think Roddy had a tendency to assume that simple agreement or assent was the same as a promise or someone giving their word. Not in the real world, and definitely not in this game.
Roddy’s strategy was to use his charm and charisma to exploit the weaknesses of his opponents. Which is basically what I’ve been complaining about. No, as Roddy said, it’s not against the rules. Neither is overt lying as people accuse Dani of having done. But the emotional manipulation is slimier by far than outright deception.
Roddy was aiming as much for the evicted as for those still in the house. This is why he was hyperaware of the cameras. It also proves he was constantly playing the role he chose and therefore it’s entirely possible that we never saw the real Roddy the entire time he was in the house. Roddy says that he may have been too confident. The correct word is “arrogant”, Rod.
Lovely. He didn’t feel bad about mindfucking people he called friends, he just felt bad that it didn’t get him to the end. Real nice.
He carefully sidesteps Julie’s question about his relationship with Chiara. We get farewell messages. Blahblahblah. Amy gives laud and honor to her cultleader again. Where’s the kool-aid?
Roddy’s dad and brother are there. Brother Mancuso is a living illustration of exactly what Roddy’s bald spot’s going to look like in 10 years. He’s also very grabby…he grabs Rod’s ass, grabs his waist, grabs his shoulder, grabs his arm, picks him up in a hug…you know, they make gay porn videos on this brother-on-brother theme all the time…hmmm…
Head of Household competition is called Freeze Frame. They have to watch a short clip. When the clip freezes, they have a multiple choice question about something that happens next.
First clip is Gerry’s exit. Does Gerry blow a kiss, give a thumbs up, or salute on his way out the door? He gives a thumbs-up. Amy and Lisa are eliminated, and Dani kind of gives Jason a panicked look. Despite her comment earlier in the show, she does not want this HoH, and she’s silently begging Jason not to throw it so she can.
Second clip is the luau luxury comp prep. Josh is getting into his grass skirt and says “I know I look damn good in drag!” Jason gets it and Dani quite deliberately gives the wrong answer “Grass skirts always me me itch.”
Jason wants the Moulin Rouge soundtrack for his HoH CD. Are we sure the boy’s straight?
There’s no show on Saturday (US Open), or Wednesday (9/11 memorial programming).
Since there are less people voting, there’s some dead air time at the end of the show which they fill with a mostly pointless conversation between Julie and teh remaining hamsters. She does get some hard questions in again, however.
Julie must have been thinking to herself “Amy cannot be serious!” ever since before the eviction, because she comes back to her and asks again would she really have used the veto on Roddy even if it meant her ouster? The answer is still yes, and I mourn for the non-Stepford Amy who is now lost to us.
Julie digs into Marc again, asking him who he thinks is really responsible for him being in the house still. Marc, being his usual bitch self, squirms enormously and twists himself in knots in an effort not to acknowledge his debt to Gerry. He’s such a bitch and I’m so eager to see him go this week.
Julie asks them what they miss most about the outside world. Dani pipes up “SEX!” and then tries to hide her face. Thanks, Dan…I needed that image. 
Julie says that there will be one last twist to the game, to be revealed in the two hour show on Thursday, with live veto and voting. That answers my question about when they start voting live, no?
Our eavesdropping (which is also unusually long) reveals Dani apparently edging to the bathroom to masturbate, talking about her needs. Ewww…I’m sure it’s just them joking around but, GOD, do I need these images in my head?!