BiblioCat:
No overt indications. RHoHddy is being very, very careful what gets on tape, and I think he’s driving Skanky out of her mind because he’s not letting her jump his bones.
Interesting stuff on the overnight. Anthony won the America’s Choice poll and got to take a date of his choice to a private dinner in the Diary Room. Being the epitome of class that he is, he invites his best friend in the house, Suzanne, to enjoy a stress-free meal with him.
They have seafood and wine. I know, you’re all thinking the same thing I am…wine + Amy = quality entertainment. Your hopes would not be disappointed, my friends.
So Suzanne and Anthony chatter their way through the dinner, and are so goddamn cute together that this big old gayboy is wishing that Marcie would throw over the men and marry that girl! But the wine, in its usual insidious grapey way, is making its patient way to Amy’s brain cells, and by the time they get out of the Diary Room, poor Suzanne is as loud and maudlin as Old Father Bacchus can make her. Marcie and Jesus Van Der Beek attempt to get her to be careful and not say things she’ll regret, but she’s not stupid…she knows she doesn’t have a chance come Eviction Day so she’s not afraid to burn bridges.
Denial tries to put her to bed, in a rare show of apparent actual compassion for a doomed soul, but Ms. Sugarbaker refuses to get into bed and breaks for the yard again. Jesus VDB takes his up at bat, and manages to get her into her bed, where she doesn’t stay.
Eventually, Suzanne makes her way to the yard, and sits (alone) on the edge of the hot tub, looking pensive and regretful. Talks-while-Napping is actually pretty sweet here, seeming very concerned that she shouldn’t be out there alone, for her own safety with the hot tub and pool and all. Finally, RHoHddy goes out to talk to her.
This turns into a very long conversation, and probably the most vulnerable and honest that Amy’s been the entire time since she entered the house. A lot about how all the times she’s let herself get too close to people before she’s had her heart broken into a zillion pieces and so she puts up the bitch facade. RHoHddy seems sincere when he tells her that this was the girl he was attracted to and flirting with the first week, but that she closed the door and put the mask up. A lot about how if he’d gotten to know her more like this before he’d not have put her up for eviction and if he could change it, he would. (Note that this is total bullshit. RHoHddy’s lapdog Eric has the Veto. If RHoHddy really wanted to take her off the block he could just tell Talks-while-Napping to Veto her out and put up Gerry or Josh, either of who would most likely be an easy opponent for Marcie. So he’s piling up more manure than the entire very gross national product of Argentina here.) RHoHddy promises that if she does get evicted this week, he’ll go around to everyone personally and make sure they realize how great Amy really was! Gee, thanks, you humongous egotistical asshole. I hate this man…
And I begin to hate Amy for being such a tool and falling for his line. I know she’s drunk, but please, girlfriend! Get a clue! In swallowing this idiot’s slimy excreta, you clamber at least one square closer to being the intellectual equivalent of Skankyara (or your favorite nickname for her, Chi-Whore-a).
I hate RHoHddy. Bigtime.
Oh, almost forgot. Jesus VDB talked game after the whole soulsearching conversation between Amy and RHoHddy was over…our innocent little virgin boy noticed how close the lion and the lamb were when they came back in from the yard and said to Denial, “This is why we have to get rid of him. He’s brilliant.” Basically notes that RHoHddy got Amy to forgive him of any and all responsibility for engineering her destruction in the house. And practically had her thanking him for doing it.
Things are getting interesting…
jayjay
OOOH!!! She said it! She said “It’s awwwwnnnn!”