US Big Brother 3

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There was quite a bit of discussion about the way they were portraying the two couples on the Saturday show. You have Lisa & Eric, who look like an actual real thing on the live feeds, being portrayed as the Boom-chicka-wa-wa sex-crazed folks. And you have Roddy and Skanky, he playing her and she playing with anything she can get her hands on, as the sweet, romantic couple.

CBS is really trying their darnedest to make Skanky out to be the sweet little girl next door, but even they’re having trouble reconciling her pure, innocent love for RHoHddy with her constant preoccupation with Jesus VDB’s virginal status. And of course, the viewing public who watch only the show don’t know about her married (out-of-house) boyfriend or the “swinging” conversation she’s had with RHoHddy or her declaration of love for rimming. There’s only two things this girl can talk about: sex and RHoHddy. Oh, three…sex with RhoHddy…

jayjay

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Hey all, I haven’t been following the show as closely as you; I only caught the most recent episode, and not the whole thing so please, if someone could fill me in, I have a few questions. BTW, thanks for the concise and very funny updates jayjay.

  1. Why does everyone here hate Roddy? In the episode I watched he seemed like the only person there with a half a brain (I loved Danielle’s remark about how she doesn’t understand a word he says – her brain would smoke if she spent a few days on this board). And, he seemed to be playing the game with the most tact.

  2. Why is Josh Satanspawn? He seemed like a funny guy to me, a little too paranoid and nervous, but I didn’t find him unlikeable.

  3. How in the world can anyone think of Chiara as “sweet and wholesome.” 20 minutes was all I needed to see what a two faced, irritable biotch she was.

  4. Why is Danielle nicknamed Denial?

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I’ll try. :slight_smile:

  1. RHoHddy is the pseudointellectual jock from high school who showed one face to the geek he “took under his wing” and showed another face to his jock friends, usually simultaneously building you up to your face and tearing you down behind your back. He’s playing everyone and is so arrogant that he doesn’t think any of the rest of the hamsters have a clue what he really is. He’s going to come to a rather abrupt end when the out-group (Gerry, Marcie, Denial and Jesus) get HoH. And I’m going to enjoy every minute of it.

  2. He’s Satanspawn because he’s Will from last year, without the benefit of intelligence, looks, or charm. He’s outright lied to everyone, he spies for whoever’s in power (he guided a conversation with Gerry last night into who the out-group would nominate if they got HoH, then went running straight to one of the people who were named to tell), he fancies himself the puppetmaster of the house (laughable…nobody trusts him), and any time he gets a hint of veiled hostility from anyone, the yellow star appears on his arm and we get treated to the tale of the persecution that his Jewish ancestors were subjected to and how anyone who doesn’t like him is a Nazi. Gleah…

  3. I have no idea. Skanky has never struck me as the wholesome type. I think her first conversation in the house (not aired, of course) was about how much she loved to rim. :rolleyes: She and Boobsya and Alanis formed a trio of spiritual hags which were promptly dubbed “The Witches of Eastwick” and “The Three Faces of Fear”. She’s a skank and every time Suzanne calls her Chi-Whore-a, I roll on the floor laughing.

  4. Danielle is Denial because of quite a few reasons. She thinks she’s funny. She’s not. She thinks she’s “ghetto”. She’s not. She thinks she’s smart. She’s not. And she thinks that with Boobsya gone, she can slide into her place in the Coven of Eastwick. She won’t. The remaining hags may allow her to think she has, but they don’t trust her any farther than they can do impressions of her. For all of these reasons, she is Denial.

HTH :slight_smile:

jayjay

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I’m with jayjay on Josh – as soon as he came in, I said, “This guy would blow Satan to be Will The Second, and it just ain’t happenin’.” He’s like Mike Boogie without any of the interesting characteristics.

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Not much interesting today. THe Veto ceremony was held, although it was FOTHed so I can only go by appearances afterward. I don’t think Talks-while-Napping used the Power. of. Veto. Suzanne is still in a funk. Josh isn’t at the fever-pitch paranoia he usually is when he’s up for eviction. So I’m assuming things remained the same.

Alanis is sick. Some sort of swelling/lesion on her butt. They thought it was a spider bite (someone said they saw a black widow spider in the yard, but with this brain trust, it could have been a blue jay), and the doctor saw her in the Diary Room, said it wasn’t, took some blood, and suggested that they use the toilet seat covers (sanitized for your protection) until they figure out what it is.

You mean Skankyara’s been in this house for 3 weeks and they haven’t been using the seat covers? There’s a for-profit clinic’s dream situation…

As far as I can tell, the Alliances fall out as follows at this point:

Couples (the remnant of the Beautiful People):
*RHoHddy
*Skanchi
*Talks-while-Napping
*SpiderSitter
-Satanspawn (thinks he’s a member, they let him think he’s a member, but nobody trusts him)

The Other People:
*Marcie
*Denial
*Jesus Van Der Beek
*Gerry (though they don’t trust him to keep his mouth shut so they don’t actually tell him anything)

The Boys:
*RHoHddy
*Talks-while-Napping
+Jesus Van Der Beek (double agent…actually working for The Other People, gathering information)
-Josh (thinks he’s a member, blahblahblah)

The Girls:
*SpiderSitter
*Skanchi
*Denial (same position as Jesus in The Boys)

The Odd Couple:
*Gerry
-Satanspawn (not really working with Gerry, just pumping him for information he can trade for cigarettes…er, his butt not to be in the hot seat.)

The Outcast and Goat:
*Suzanne :frowning: I’ve come to terms that Ms. Sugarbaker is out on Thursday. sigh

Did I miss anyone?

Oh, I’d like to clarify a little reason why my Josh-hate is coming back after fading a bit when Humongous Asshole Roddy showed his true colors earlier this week. Josh goes to Gerry last night, makes a big deal about how it’s coming down to the point where, no matter their past differences, they’re only going to have each other to ally with soon. Gerry, desperate for any kind of anchor to hold onto (he’s well aware he’s the elephant in the garden here (“elephant? What elephant?”) and needs some kind of lifeline), agrees with him. Then Josh says about how he can’t trust Gerry and how does he know he can trust him, blahblahblah… Gerry all but trips over himself to swear on Jesus’s Bible. :rolleyes: Satanspawn draws Gerry out on how things will break down with the other people against the couples and Gerry, whom Marcie was cultivating a few days ago (right after the nomination), says they’re going after Lisa. Gerry obviously takes his confidentiality lessons from Kenneth Starr’s investigative staff.

So what does Satanspawn do but make a beeline for Alanis and tell her exactly what Gerry told him? And then go back to Gerry for more! Luckily, the Couples don’t believe a word that the Spawn tells them. But it’s symptomatic of his entire career in the house so far.

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Looks like Amy and Chiara have more in common than they think.

Jeeezus–do you have to have a rap sheet to get into the house or something? Anyway, I have to admit that I feel bad for Lisa and her butt–apparently, the pain kept her up all night. Hopefully, we’ll find out if it’s serious or not today.

jayjay, that was a brilliant group/alliance dissection. It’s getting very complex, but we’ve seen alliances that stemmed from one or two random events become very strong (last year’s Nicole-Will “Atlanta Alliance” comes to mind.)

These people are extraordinarily two-faced this year, and even though I’m not her biggest fan, I have to say that Danielle is playing things the best, IMO. She’s seemingly in with everyone, and, in my mind, similar to Jesus VDB (damn it, you’ve got me doing it now, jayjay!) in keeping out of most people’s targets.

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Thank you, TWG.

An interesting little tidbit from the overnight. Apparently Skanchi went too far with Jesus VDB. She offered to let him “munch her box” and he basically called her a prostitute to her face! JVDB has been getting increasingly uncomfortable with the sex-charged conversations in the house (he’s retreated from more than one conversation in the last few days with his hands over his ears) and finally reached a limit, I think.

Just a word of clarification, my virgin boy…Skanchi’s not a prostitute, she’s a ho.

Also, Marcie seems to be miffed at Suzanne…while I hate to see him (mildly) snark the best fag hag on television today, I can see why he’s not happy with her. A lovely and fabulous dinner ruined by her apparent alcoholism, her way-too-easy forgiveness of RHoHddy, and now she’s actually being nice to Skanchi. Too, too much…

jayjay

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:eek: :eek: :eek:
OMG, really? Did she use those words? Eewww, eewww, eewww, what a skank.
And this is the same girl who thinks Amy is a slut for trying to steal her “boyfriend” (Roddy) !!

I like Jason, and I think he’s trying to play it safe by flying under the radar. I wish he’d stay far, far away from Chi-Whora.
How did she react to being called a prostitute?
(Although I doubt it’s the first time she’s been called that)

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Confirmation from Marcie himself on the live feeds that his recent AmySnark is coming from a combination of her bad behavior ruining the “farewell” dinner that he so graciously and without obligation invited her to share and the fact that Marcie has been telling her the exact same things for the last two weeks that RHoHddy told her the other night but she just blew off his advice and took the exact same advice from the Humongous Asshole as if it were a Biblical revelation. There’s also speculation that all of this is just a cover for Marcie being so devastated to see her go that he thinks it will be easier for both of them if he distances himself from her before her exile.

I have to admit that her selfish and childish behavior re the wine at dinner was amazingly immature…not to mention her instant assumption that Marcie was inviting her (she was going on about how “she” was having seafood for dinner before Marcie even actually invited her). I still have AmyLove, but it’s tinged with AmyAnnoyance.

jayjay

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I don’t know how do to a link here but here is an article I found on the Internet… and I didn’t see anyone posting it here… For the Josh haters (like me)…one more reason to dislike him…

Once again, the court battle of another “Big Brother 3” contestant is making headlines. Following on the heels of Chiara Berti’s drunk driving charges and the allegations made against evicted HouseGuest Tonya Paoni in her bitter divorce battle, there comes word that the show’s designated “villain” – Josh Feinberg, the waiter from Long Island, New York – is no stranger to a court room.

In a story appearing in the Florida newspaper Hernando Today, writer Dave Shelton reports that Feinberg was recognized by former Hernando County jurors when he began appearing on the CBS reality show because of a suit he had against a local Winn Dixie supermarket when he resided in the area.

“It’s definitely him,” Robert Knowles, one of the former jurors, told Shelton. “None of us on the jury believed a word he said.”

In the 1997 case against the Winn Dixie supermarket, Feinberg was awarded $15,000 in damages. Feinberg, a waiter at the Spring Hill Pizza Hut at the time, claimed that a hole in the supermarket’s sidewalk hadn’t been fixed and that he was “permanently injured” when he walked into it. Since the jury determined that the supermarket was only partially responsible for the mishap, Winn Dixie only paid $1,500 in damages. What the jury wasn’t aware of at the time was that the defendants had already settled with Feinberg paying him more than $80,000.

While in the “Big Brother” house so far, Feinberg has lied about his profession – saying he is a teacher rather than a waiter – and was disqualified in a Food Challenge for breaking the rules by stuffing food into his pockets instead of eating it to gain weight.

In his bio on the official CBS “Big Brother 3” site, Feinberg says he wants to win the game so he can “take a few years off work and just play golf” and that his motto is “Don’t really work, but get paid for it”.

(from canoe… jambigbrother3)

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For the Josh haters… one more reason to despise the jerk…
(taken from canoe.ca/jambigbrother3…)

Once again, the court battle of another “Big Brother 3” contestant is making headlines. Following on the heels of Chiara Berti’s drunk driving charges and the allegations made against evicted HouseGuest Tonya Paoni in her bitter divorce battle, there comes word that the show’s designated “villain” – Josh Feinberg, the waiter from Long Island, New York – is no stranger to a court room.

In a story appearing in the Florida newspaper Hernando Today, writer Dave Shelton reports that Feinberg was recognized by former Hernando County jurors when he began appearing on the CBS reality show because of a suit he had against a local Winn Dixie supermarket when he resided in the area.

“It’s definitely him,” Robert Knowles, one of the former jurors, told Shelton. “None of us on the jury believed a word he said.”

In the 1997 case against the Winn Dixie supermarket, Feinberg was awarded $15,000 in damages. Feinberg, a waiter at the Spring Hill Pizza Hut at the time, claimed that a hole in the supermarket’s sidewalk hadn’t been fixed and that he was “permanently injured” when he walked into it. Since the jury determined that the supermarket was only partially responsible for the mishap, Winn Dixie only paid $1,500 in damages. What the jury wasn’t aware of at the time was that the defendants had already settled with Feinberg paying him more than $80,000.

While in the “Big Brother” house so far, Feinberg has lied about his profession – saying he is a teacher rather than a waiter – and was disqualified in a Food Challenge for breaking the rules by stuffing food into his pockets instead of eating it to gain weight.

In his bio on the official CBS “Big Brother 3” site, Feinberg says he wants to win the game so he can “take a few years off work and just play golf” and that his motto is “Don’t really work, but get paid for it”.

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:eek: Sorry for the double post

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jools:

Very interesting. But be careful about quoting whole articles. It makes the Board powers-that-be very copyright-nervous. I expect there will be a mod along to snip that a little.

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Speaking of copyrights I’m wondering if it would be all right to post single sentences from CBS’s official BB3 website (quotes from the players, etc.) Could a mod advise on this if they’re in snipping the other post?

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Thanks JayJay, I’ll keep it in mind for next time

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There’s a rumor going around on the web that during tonight’s live show, a BB2 contestant will be joining the hamsters, and become an active player in the game.

Dunno if I believe that. It reeks of the “someone gets injured, Sonja comes back because she was the first booted, and wins the million” rumor during the first Survivor. :rolleyes:

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Apologies for my absence the last couple of days…I’m dealing with a dead car, a computer that won’t recognize my modem, and general unemployment. 'Nuff said.

scott, I read that rumor. And the hamsters were just talking about wondering “who was coming to visit” on the live feeds. But I think it’s going to be like last year, when they had the Survivors come in and spend the night, rather than putting someone “new” into the actual game. To bring a new player into the mix would be incredibly unfair to the people who’ve managed to hang on for the last three weeks. And if it’s someone from last year, at least a few of the hamsters will have their number, since some of them did watch the show. I think it’ll just be a “stuntcasting” guest appearance.

On to the live feeds…

Drama the other night. The veiled resentment that Marcie was directing at Suzanne finally boiled over and they had a major knock-down, drag-out in which Marcie reiterated everything I suspected as well as the fact that he really sees her “one-vote” begging to be campaigning against him. He’s (understandably, though it’s unlikely) worried about the “decoy curse” and really doesn’t truly know if he’s staying or going tonight. Suzanne cried and tried to explain herself and the one-vote thing but Marcie wouldn’t let her get a word in. M storms back out of the room.

Denial looks all smug and stuff (note that this was precipitated by Den Mother Dani because she wanted to nip this little Anthony/Suzanne resentment session “in the butt”), and smothers Suzanne with empty platitudes.

Marcie sheepishly pokes his head back in and apologizes, and hugs Suzanne and she forgives him and apologizes to him and he forgives her and it’s giant gay/straight love fest, while the Bitches of Eastwick look on, disappointed that their entertainment has been curtailed by actual human gasp friendship!

Then, struck by a brilliant idea (which for her means something slightly brighter than a glow-panel nightlight), Skanchi disappears from the bedroom. A few minutes later she comes back in and tells Amy that since Skanchi is obviously Amy’s favorite person in the house (who knew the whore had a sense of humor?), she’d like her to come into the living room where Skanchi has prepared a gift for her.

The gift turns out to be a giant circle-jerk…er, “What I’ll Miss About Amy” circle. Each houseguest tells what they’ll miss most about Amy when she goes.

My friends, there has never been a more insincere gathering of colleagues in the history of the world, Congress notwithstanding. Every single person in that circle would have had a twelve-foot nose if they were Pinocchio, with the exception of Marcellas. Even Jason was obviously spouting things he didn’t really believe (which disappoints me mightily).

Finally, the incredibly sexless orgy breaks up and everyone goes their separate ways.

Last night, it was Discover Channel time in the house, as the monkeys groomed each other. The girls and Marcie gave the boys facials (not that kind, you pervs!) and the girlfriends picked their boyfriends’ pimples. Ewwww…

Not much exciting happened today…BB kicked RHoHddy out of the HoH room in preparation for tonight’s changing of the guard. And that’s about it, since they were mostly practicing for the live show.

I’d talk about last night’s show, but I was watching while I was trying to play darts so I don’t have any coherent memories of what went on…

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To clarify the “one-vote” thing:

Amy does not want to go out of the house unanimously. She feels that if just one person would vote to keep her in, she could walk out with her head high because she wasn’t universally hated.

Of course, how one can walk out with one’s head high when one has had to practically blow people to get a positive vote escapes me…

And I love Amy. Really. But honestly, sometimes…

jayjay

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Alexis Carrington and Kewpie Doll are the only two on the damn show I like. I hate the fact that one of them will leave tonight.

I despise the fact that dickwad didn’t use his veto powers to put Boogie Josh on the chopping board.

FUCK FUCK FUCK!

This show SUCKS!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

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I hope “Ki-Ki” gets crotch rot.