I was not aware that Luxembourg is not a democracy. Imagine that.
Clearly, it’s time we bombed Luxembourg.
I meant even after installing a solid-state AC coriolis rectifier in series with the 110-volt-to-220-volt transformer.
Still gotta apply a correction factor for the sink drain swirling the wrong way.
Yeah, well, YOU gave us Lorde, and I’m really sick of “Royals.” So, we’re even.
That’s racist.
What isn’t racist?
Bolding mine.
I’d have gone with homophobic myself. 
Skittles. Skittles aren’t racist. Skittles are all the colors of the rainbow working together. There’s not even any white skittles, it’s just all the colored skittles working together to offer the people who buy them a flavor explosion… The colors crammed together in a little box until somebody buys them…
Aw, crap.
Now you know why there aren’t any white Skittles.
Why does Iceland keep getting a free pass??!?
You never heard of the Bjork Lobby? Think “Israeli Lobby” but much, much bigger!
Hey, it may not be pretty but it’s egalitarian as all heck. It’s guns, fast food, and greed for everyone.
Bombing people is just our why of acting out. It’s a cry for help. Why are you so dead set on being mean to such a troubled nation, that really just needs a hug?
It’s not about making *them *feel better. It’s about making US feel better.
Ignorance fought. I thought it was full of Hobbits.
Ah the old Der Trihs, “I’m just going to make some shit up again.” routine.
What percentage do you give to charities? You seem very concerned about who gives what to charities that I imagine you are a very generous person and give quite a bit.
Nope, rabbits and hobos.
But they make Hobbits. 
Nah, that would require him to hit up his Mom for a higher allowance, or to spend less on video games.
I would have thought they made rabbos. 