Baed on the success of such things as Spider-Man vs. Wolverine, Muad’dib vs. Darth Vader, and Daleks vs. Borg, here’s…Usagi Yojimbo vs. the Flaming Carrot! Who will win?
My vote - Usagi. Nothing’s gonna stop the best long-eared ronin’s sword. Poor FC’s on his way to being a shish kebab.
But that’s my opinion. Yours?
Ummm … who the titfuck are those two yabbos you mention?
Oh yes. Usagi’s gonna take a bite out of that Flaming Carrot all right.
From what I’ve found about Usagi Yojimbo and Flaming Carrot I’d go with the buck toothed one.
I would say that though, wouldn’t I.
Not really familiar with the Flaming Carrot, but having visited the page in yojimbo’s post, this seems bretty much a No-Brainer.
The rabbit wins, paws down.
Usagi would julienne that mutant lump of beta carotene, of course. As an aside, I am surprised yojimbo was not very familiar with Yojimbo.
As a rabid (rabbit?) fan of Usagi, I vote for the shish kebab-ed carrot. Not that I’m biased or anything.
Will Flaming Carrot be able to arm himself with frozen pizzas? If so, I vote for him.
I keep telling myself this, that I am normal, that I was popular in high school, that I fit in with the crowd.
Then some yokel comes along and names two comics I’m familiar with. sigh
Usagi got mad skillz and would definitely be more than a match for FC. But FC has that multidimensional baseball bat. He may not score many physical hits on Usagi, but imagine what that puppy could do to his interdimensional manifestations. I shudder to think. FC might lose the fight on this plane eventually, but Usagi’s gonna come out of it much the worse for wear overall. No telling what the damage out there can do to the ronin over here.
My Vote is on the Ronin Rabbit. Can’t wield a bat with no arms…
Please. Let’s look at the basics of the situation:
A carrot is made to be sliced.
Usagi Yojimbo, ronin 1st class, has a sword.
Anybody up for a nice beef stew with steamed carrot slices?
Sure, Usagi has a sword, but ol’ FC carries a .45! Didja ever see Raiders of the Lost Ark? That’s what it would look like.
And I won’t even get into the nuclear pogo sticks, secret speakers and other bizarre gadgets FC has. Honestly, even without a gun, FC would win. He’s too insane to lose.
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Da Ace
(who has a FC action figure peeping over a picture frame in his office)