This elevation of (the, not our) Hitler to godlike status stinks. Adolph Hitler was a punk – a very successful punk because my spineless, idiotic relatives worshipped him. Now, all these many years later, his enemies are worshipping him as the great evil. That is a tiny bit of the reason that Columbines happen (which is not to say the Columbine murderers were not 100% responsible for what they did.)
We can make fun of average jerks but we can’t make fun of truly awful people? That’s stupid. Any dope now knows that the way to escape being made fun of is to do something atrocious. Any dope knows that Hitler is the most feared man around, even though he committed suicide half a century ago.
If I had a dump, I’d name it the Adolph Hitler dump. If I had a portajohn service, I’d name it after Adolph Hitler. Go to the bathroom in an Adolph Hitler. Catchy?
I don’t wish to get too far into attacking other religions, as I strongly believe in freedom of religion, but this dualistic concept that evil is the (negative) equal of good stinks. It’s not. Evil is the absence of good, not some great power we must bow down before.
I make fun of murderers and thugs, big-time or local, each chance I get. Would Hitler have become chancellor if, everywhere he went, people pointed at him and laughed? Obviously not. Would other two-bit dictators strive to follow in Hitler’s footsteps if they knew they would be laughed at by the world? I say no.
Would worthless losers look at murder sprees ending with their suicides as their tickets to fame if they knew that they would be universally laughed at after they were gone? Well, some would still do the same things. (They are idiots, after all.) But I contend that that behaviour would no longer be looked at as any punk’s ticket to the big-time, if he knew he would be mercilessly mocked after death.
But being made fun of is what set off a lot of killers in the first place. Well then the fun-makers were sure on the right track, I say.
How’s this? Instead of adopting columbine as a new version of going postal, let’s use the murderers’ names as euphemisms for going to the bathroom? I have to go take a ____. [I forget their actual worthless names.] Or I have to go take a hitler. Or take a nazi. Quit worshipping these bums.