User “Kel Varnsen - Latex Division” has been banned

Warnings to this user:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5606044&postcount=80
For advocating child abuse; trolling

For defending father/daughter incest (and subsequently complaining when the thread was closed); trolling
Warned by e-mail on 1/2/2005
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5698773#post5698773
For hijacking a thread to complain about a thread he startedbut then abandoned when it got too hot for him
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5710923#post5710923
Specific final warning for ranting about his cousin having sex with his girlfriend, then retracting to claim someone else used his computer to post it; trolling
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5865901&postcount=64
Admonished for inappropriate and provocative hostility in Cafe Society; trolling
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=304343&page=1
Finally for postingblatant stupidityabout trolling for sex in the workplace; trolling
I don’t think there’s any need for dozens of people to add comments in this thread like “I hated this guy” or “He was a real jerk”. He’s gone, may he rest in peace.

No! NO! IS THERE NO MERCY IN HEAVEN!!! WHY? WHY??? I LOVED HIM. OH THE HUMANITY… :frowning: :mad: :eek: ;j

What took you guys so long?

“Death’s too good for him.”

Come on, did you really expect nobody to say anything?

Stranger

So… Who’s looking forward to March Madness?

I’ve completely changed the way I look at ATMB. On the fora preview page all you can see is the lead thread (the one with the most recent posts).

And I’m getting these damn SHOCKS when I see a username in that thread title.

It’s like The Washington Post decided to just print the headline of some obituary front-page over-the-flap. Like a shot of cold water down the back in August.

I guess this is like “if you have nothing nice to say about Kel, don’t say anything.” So I have nothing to say.

May I make a suggestion, Arnold? This is the second thread I’ve seen in as many days, and the thread title “User” so and so has been banned seems unneccesarily harsh. Are they all heroin addicts? :slight_smile:

I guess you can’t say “Member” X has been banned, because they’re no longer members, but wouldn’t “former member” X work just as well?

MHO only.

I really support this new system of detailing the reason’s for a Doper’s banning. Not because it gives people another opportunity to pile on, but because it demonstrates quite clearly just how stupid and/or openly offensive you have to be before you get banned, and how a banning is virtually never simply the result of a single offense.

Someone who doesn’t know a Doper’s history might look at a banning and wonder whether it was really justified, but these threads, IMO, allow everyone to see that such decisions aren’t taken lightly or capriciously.

All hail the mighty Veb. I gloat. Hear me gloat.

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My thoughts exactly.

Aw, some of his pittings were the funniest things I ever read! He made a great roastee!

I can just hear the comments from the Beavis and Butthead crowd.

He He He you said member He He.
:stuck_out_tongue:

Damnit dogbutler, I wanted to say tht.

He he he he. Dog butt.

OK dumb idea, carry on.

So, the cardboard division finally won out, eh?

But you can’t really argue that banninated people are usually members.

Finally.