“Hey Beavis-this place is called ‘the Straight Dope.’ Maybe the can like, tell us how to like get drugs and stuff!”
“Yeah. Yeah! That would rule! Ehehehehe…”
Oh…darn…
I like to think the Mods keep them imprisoned in the message board dungeons.
Well, the “He is my cousin, you stupid bitch” thread is still a thing of beauty: mind you, I was 2 weeks off in predicting his demise.
Bye, KARL. Heh heh.
Guess he will have more time now for visiting McDonalds.
What time does the race start today?
I always appreciate it when the Mods kindly help stop some poor obsessed poster from continuing to repeatedly whack hisself in the forehead with a 2 x 4.
Arnold–why not combine two great ideas and start writing headlines such as member severed!.
I"m keeeding.
I must applaud the mods AGAIN for this new policy. It certainly is nice to see the reasons behind a banning, and not have rampant speculation in the Pit.
Thanks for implementing the Sunshine Law.
This banning makes it clear why this is such a great idea!
You know how at a burial, everyone walks by the grave and throws a flower onto the casket before the grave is filled in? Well, when a guy like **Kel **goes, it’s kind of like that, except with spit.
Just out of curiousity, what was the significance of his username, if any?
Thank god and Grayhound he’s gone.
Heh. Almost makes me want to start the ATMB thread, User “Jonathan Chance” has been bandaged and sent home, in the hopes that the title would be truncated in juuuuust the right place on the main page.
[sub]Joke! It’s a joke![/sub]
Roasting Karl truly was a fun time. It grew old for me though. And as it turns out, it grew old for everyone. I’ll miss him in a way…but his was already a bygone era.
Fare thee well, Karl.
It’s from an episode of Seinfeld. George is trying to get a job, and he gave Jerry’s phone number as a previous employer reference. George tells Jerry that he has to answer the phone with “Vanderlay Industries”, and tell the prospective employer that he was their latex salesman for years. The next time the phone rings, Jerry picks it up and says “Vanderlay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking.”
Thanks. I think I’ve seen that episode, I just didn’t recall the name.
The username, coupled with Kel’s personality, does present the opportunity for any number of prophylactic-related jokes, but this being ATMB I will leave them as an exercise for readers to do at home.
How about “Kel Varnsen has been banninated”?
Or “BALEETED!”
banninated sounds too much like burninated. As much as I would like to see Trogdor chasing banned members through the streets…
…
…I’m sure I had an argument against it.
BTW, this is Trodgor
Nah, you can never have too much Trogdor. BURNINATE!!!
Personally, threads like these make me glad I stay mostly in Comments, ATMB, GQ, and CS. We hardly ever get trainwrecks there.