Usernames for the nameless

The Weird Made Flesh
The Whey and the Light Cream
Aluminati Sidling
Flash Boredom
Congenial Defect
Cronenberg Lynch Burroughs
Par for Discourse

Gargantua. I always wanted a pet turtle I could name Gargantua. I wish people would use the name more often. It has a wonderful ring to it.

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Satan

hsv, perhaps.

Donut Yogurt
Spaghetti Sandwiches

(actual signs I have seen on food establishments)

Aadowanna

Swatch Enclosed

Hassan bin Sogud

From Shinola

Shih-tzu Shinola

With real lemon

This Your Sock?

Crass Glippings

Sweet&CommonTater

Eel Pockets

Sam Handwiche
Rick O’Shea
Sheik Yerbouti

General Pork

Captain Jetpack

32 Oz Sparking Water

Algebra Man

Smells Faintly Of Rhubarb

Goat’s Ex
…dunno, that one just popped into my brain as I was waking up this morning.

I once go frusterated picking out a username, and chose the one thing I knew would not be taken: “Nixon Fan’o’matic”.

Spaghetti is a common sandwich topping in Cameroon. Sandwich vendors have bucks of delicious toppings- hard boiled eggs, avocado, meatballs, etc. One of those bucks is spaghetti with a light meat sauce. Believe it or not, it works.

Another Cameroonian treat is the spaghetti omelet sandwich. Just make an omelet with some peppers, tomato and a pile of spaghetti. Add beans if you want more protein. Then put it on a baguette with a smear of mayonnaise. It’s surprisingly good, and we’d often seek them out.

PMS!

IMBY

Silk Shoelaces

Llama Poacher

Hymen Repair

Slagbagger

Hive Mind

Mind Hive

Black Bean Cake

More Ladybugs!

The Chicken of Bristol

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Seaman Staines

Cowbell Maestro

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