I’m going to have to deal with a moron this evening for the first time in a couple of weeks; last time I saw him was at a little festival. I’ve got a suspected trapped nerve, and I’m currently unable to walk for more than a few hundred meters without my leg getting so painful I can’t stand, but I’m fine sat down. I’m not dumb enough to set it off when I don’t have to, so unsurprisingly spent most of the weekend there sitting down- lots of stuff to watch, so I still had a nice time- until I went to leave.
Then, just as I was on my way out, this fucking idiot comes up to me and starts complaining that he, and I quote ‘Saw me eating a bag of crisps’ (chips for US type folk) and that was the cause of my back problem. I thought he was joking, and told him to bugger off, as I really wasn’t in the mood for a stupid conversation (a totally normal response with that group of people, before people jump on me for rudeness) but apparently he was serious. Apparently, eating a bag of crisps at a festival makes my diet ‘appalling’, and therefore will stop a trapped nerve from releasing.
He then started insisting that I just keep talking about my back, and I’m not doing anything to fix it- I mentioned it a few times, yes, of course I did, it was a circus skills convention, and I feel like I should explain why I’m not going to any of the workshops when people invite me to take part, but no, I didn’t go on about it. I know no-one else really cares, because it’s not their back, but I’ve kept the group we’re both part of well up to date because I’m supposed to be performing with them, and I’m not able to do shows until it gets better. I’m also probably about to lose my job over it, which I’m a bit stressed out by, so yeah, I’m worried. But he’s not been one of the people I’ve ever vented about it to. Everyone I have vented at has been quite understanding about it.
I currently don’t have a proper diagnosis, and have only been given a few basic excercises to try, though that will hopefully change when I get ot see the specialists next week, and the advice I had been given was to try and rest for a few days, and not do anything that was sparking off the problem. But no, the idiot knows better, despite having no grasp whatsoever of basic medical principals (for example, a few weeks earlier, in dead seriousness he informed me swimming will cure, or at least stop the growth of, cancer).
It wouldn’t have worried me so much, but he just would. not. drop. it. When I said that, not that it was any of his business, but actually, I do eat vegetables, but I’m hardly going to be able to get a salad on a site that doesn’t sell them when I can’t walk as far as the town, and what the hell is the harm of eating junk food occasionally on holiday? He told me the crisps were making me fat anyway, which would make my back worse, because I’m not doing anything. He then pretty much accused me of making the whole thing up anyway for attention. Oh, and if I didn’t immediately see the error of my ways, and eat whatever silly diet he invented (he’s more overweight than me and has a drink problem, which maybe had something to do with the rant) he saw no further point in ever talking to me about anything again.
I would be quite happy to go along with that bit, frankly, I’ve had more than enough of talking to him, but I have to deal with him as part of this group- I was enjoying it before I started getting broken, and they’re planning to keep it going for the next year as well, so I really don’t want to be in a stupid situation of not talking to one of the people who’s organising half of the gigs, even if he can’t throw me out the group. I’m just hoping he’s forgotten the whole rant, or remembered the bit about not talking to me, when I go to practice tonight.