Huh. Thought it was risotto, not battery. Learn somethin’ new every day.
All I know is, there are only two things in the world that taste like tuna. One of them is tuna.
I know what you mean. Has a tangy, iron kind of taste. Most fouffas are acidic maybe that’s why. Mmm
Sounds like another electrician may have left dripped a little batter acid while working in the area before your friend tried his luck.
You know, I just realized that I’ve never licked a battery…
Isn’ t that why you lick vaginas?
I envy you. To relive the thrill of experiencing it for the very first time.
Dude, do the math. A brand new 9-volt battery costs $2.00 . If the economics of vaginas happens to works out better for you, you’re a richer man than I.
Was she pierced down there? Maybe you were getting an electro-chemical effect with your fillings?
It’s probably lactic acid produced by the lactobacillus bacteria that colonize vaginas. It’s what maintains the vagina’s PH to keep out harmful bacteria; it’s also what makes yogurt, saurkraut, and pickles taste so tart (and tasty).
I’ve never tasted a vagina or a battery, so that’s my best guess.
Best vagina joke of the day!!!
9 VOLT? :eek:
Damn, you been messin’ with some badass vaginas! I would think the discriminating faux-vagina licker would be better served by a couple of AAA’s…or AA’s at the most.
And likewise, do you have any orthodontia (braces, retainer, etc.)? Back when I had braces and was playing the tuba, I found that I got a battery-like effect if my braces and my tuba mouthpiece came in contact. Basically, any time you have two different metals and an acid of some sort, you’ll get a crude battery.
You’d need a pretty flexible tongue to lick an AA.
Who cares if she tastes like batteries - as long as she keeps coming and coming and coming…
So did I until I read your post. Would have been funnier.
To the OP, I’ve lick a few myself (hey, I was in college!) and I don’t agree with the OP.
Oops, you’re right. Now that I think about it, whenever I licked an battery and got that acidy tingle, it was from a 9v, as you need two terminals to get the bite. I was mistakenly thinking of those large batteries that go in camping flashlights, probably because I was using one just a couple of days ago.
There’s kind of a tangy pungent metallic thing going on, for sure. To this day I still can’t relate to the fish jokes at all – which is good I guess, because I hate fish unless it’s deep fat fried (I’m sadly a typical American in this regard).
How does a real man know if a battery is charged?
Must have been one hell of a vibrator to need a battery that big…