A rookie buddy of mine said this, and hot damn I think he nailed it. (b’dum tshh)
Why is that? Anywhere above the vagina normally tastes sweet and sweaty, but that first few licks of the vagina tastes kinda like licking a battery.
What chemicals is it we’re tasting?
Eveready, would be my guess.
I suppose it might make a difference if you’re being charged.
Some people are pretty amp’d about it as it’s the only way they currently can be induced to hit the big Ohm.
Assuming the poster’s name is read as one single syllable, this is a candidate for best User Name/Thread Title combo.
Remove the vibrator.
Well it’s a combination of urine and the vagina’s lubricant. With a slight bit of fecal matter and hormones.
I heard storing them there makes them last longer.
Maybe somebody misunderstood how to do “the shocker”
When I first saw this it read, “Everybody”
What kind of a pervert licks a battery?
That’s how you tell if a 9-volt battery is still good.
You don’t lick 9-volt batteries to test if they have some juice left in them?
I do this even though I have a fancy $75 battery tester. Licking them is just faster.
Whew, I thought he meant lantern.
I have to admit, I simply don’t understand or agree with the OP.
Specifically the vagina? Or do you mean the vulva?
Yeah, I’m going to go with “No it doesn’t”. I’ve licked all over several vaginas in my life, and no part of any of them tasted even slightly like batteries.
Are you sure she isn’t sick? And she isn’t artificial? We’re not talking about the fleshlight here are we?
I’ve found an initial “tangy” taste (if she hasn’t just showered) that I attribute to the presence of lactic acid found in a healthy vajayjay. I could see it seeming battery-like.
You guys just need better taste in women.
(ba-dum-bum)
(taste in, tastin’, tasting… nevemind:()
Sometimes there’s a little whang to it initially, but comparing it to a battery is a bit of a stretch. I think there’s a hole in that theory. 
I once heard a caller on the Dr. Dean Edell Show who had a compulsion to put ammonia on the counter and lick it. She said the taste and sensation reminded her of fellatio.