WHOOOOP!!! DIF at the 3-point line, nothing but net!!!
“…send lawyers, guns, and money…”
Warren Zevon(blushes,abashed)
thank you, thank you! I manage to get one in, once in a while.
- & ()()(), Kelli
um…huh?
Here’s the long and short of the incident in question.
I was combing the boards having a right nice time when v------8 posted, under a topic entitled “Riddle”, the "gry’ question.
Initially I was pissed, but left and revisited to see how the TM were dealing with her assinine proposition.
Upon my return I discovered several TMers entertaining the question, correcting it’s wording, offering links to other threads, in general being quite gentlemanly and helpfull to this newbie.
In a fit of pique, I decided to offer my own advice, in colorful, disparaging terms directed squarely at v------8. I knew I should cool it but, my juices were up, I locked onto her, and let go with a broadside of vindictiveness.
I questioned her hereditary, her kids, her reason to live, her incalculable stupidity and assinine proposals with a varied use of colorful bodily function words as well as lobbing in the “F”-bomb about ten times too many.
After finishing my post I realized she might get the wrong idea and actualy try to justify herself. So I posted again with even nastier thoughts about what she could do to herself in a self-mutilating way.
Then I posted again. And again. And again.
Nickrz had every right to pull these posts. They were patently XXX rated. But, if I may offer one minor thread of defense.
It seemed to me noone attacked this troll on any level that trying to help her out.
I, on the other hand, dealt with a problem, which could have been handed by a 5-man SEAL team, by dropping a thermonuclear device onto the boards.
This is why I apologized.
I have no hard copy of the rant, for those who’ve queried.
I defend my right to curse in the couse of doing my job. A “shit”, “Damn”, or “Fuck”, very often gets the proper results quicker than if a team leader was “nice.”
I am not writing here as a spokesman for the United States Navy, AIRLANT, COMIKEBATGRU, or USS Dwight D. Eisenhower (CVN-69). Though “that” is my day job. But my personal and professional lives have become entwined over the last 17 years – it is hard to play as one guy or the other.
Nothing I say or do should be misconscrewed as being endorsed by the IKE, DoN or DOD.
Still, valenta8 blows.
The U.S. military comes to the defense of the nation once again! Thanks ChiefScott.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
- Ambrose Bierce
Scotty, I am sensing that you didnt have a very good weekend…want to talk about it?
*kisses,
Kelli *
This is an outrage!
To think that the guardians of our shores use words like…
I cannot bring myself to repeat them.
Get this straight: We don’t want you using foul language.
We want you to kill!
I feel much better now.
If you’re an optimist, you haven’t been paying attention.
Wallyhoney, dont encourage the new troll, he just posted so he could see the dirty words.
Lets ignore him & see if he just goes away.
Kisses
Dammit, Kelli!
You’re always right.
I really hate that.
But when you’re right, you’re right, right?
Right.
Love ya.
If you’re an optimist, you haven’t been paying attention.
Chief, it took me all this time to gather up my courage to slam you.
Even though I have great admiration for you, I can no longer remain silent.
Anybody that posts the “gry” thing should be bombed into submission. You have the means.
“Fire up the Hornets.”
But noooo…
If you’re an optimist, you haven’t been paying attention.
Kilroy shared: I myself serve in the navy, on the U.S.S. Nimitz (cvn68). So i feel like i know where Chief Scott is coming from. I sometimes use words like fuck, shit, and damn to get the job done.
Too bad no one out here gives a fuck, shit or damn about you. See that little i up there? It’s I, I, I! God in short-shorts, cram a knife in your eye, please! If you can’t even get THAT right then don’t you DARE compare yourself in any way, shape or form to ChiefScott.
kellibelli, with words of wisdom, shared: don’t encourage the new troll
I know kellibelli, I shouldn’t feed the trolls, put slamming them is okay, right? This isn’t encouragement. This is just me AGAIN pointing out that he’s another one trying to “get in good” with a regular poster (who has since left).
Nice try, Kilroy, but aligning yourself by job to someone we like (mostly, I’m STILL trying to make ChiefScott angry enough to post back at me) will get you no where. You are nothing compared to him. You can’t even begin to reach high enough to kiss his shoes let alone his ass.
If ChiefScott won’t come and kick some of these trolls then I feel that I should. God, folks, help me out. Don’t just ignore them, make them wish to God on High that they had never posted to this board. If we just let it go they will take over. I don’t know about you but some of them really, really, DESPERATELY need to be knocked down a peg or two. And they make it so easy!
But Byzantine, you are so good at kicking the
little trolls around. I just love to watch you work. After you finish with them there isn’t much left for us.
Lioness
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s really hard to pronounce.
Lioness: After you finish with them there isn’t much left for us.
Sure there is! I’ve seen you run, woman, and I know you can go me one better. I think we should make it our mission to go around the board, find these worthless wisps of poo-gas and light them with matches!
If we don’t stand up and start slamming them then they are just going to get more bold and start coming out into the light. Let’s make an effort to “bomb them back to the stone-age” as Firesign Theater put it!
And if you can’t slam, supporting the troll crusher always helps! Again, thanks!
Kilroy, your posting here is ill-advised and unwanted.
Listen up, boot camp. Should you choose to align yourself with me, you are going to have to vastly upgrade the quality of your posts. A couple of notes though:
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You are an insufferable ass and are an embassment to U.S. seafarers the world over. Pride? Where is yours? You’ve volunteered to defend your country, yet haven’t the courage to include your occupation in your profile. “Knock off ship’s work” is called and you are the first one to the coop to put on your cloak of invisibility (civies) and meld into the unwashed masses to be accepted as anything other than a U.S. sailor.
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Having served aboard the USS Nimitz (CVN-68) – the lead ship of the world’s largest and most powerful class of warship ever built – I know well the conditions to which you must submit yourself to: indeterminate deployment schedule, countless days underway, working parties, DivOs demanding more with less. Still, you should be able to find the time to use your shift key, and peruse your reply prior to posting. “Read twice, post once.”
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Take this “sea lawyer” advise: Certain members of this forum have the wit and wherewithal to shred you – reduce you to a quivering lump of whale shit, scared to turn on your computer let alone make a coherent post. “It is a wise man who retreats in order to fight another day.”
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Humbly ask for forgiveness, salute smartly, about face and exit now. There are some who’ve locked and loaded, and that piercing hum in your ear is an acquisition tone. Run, do not walk, to the nearest deep shelter (I recommend Damage Control Central).
ChiefScott sends
Byzantine sez:And if you can’t slam, supporting the troll crusher always helps! Again, thanks!
Woooo! Go, Byz! Tear 'em up, Chief! Gig 'em lioness! It’s your birthday, kelli!
This board is starting to become infested with these little trolls. I understand that dropping out of junior high leaves you with plenty of time on your hands, but please go back to trying to comprehend Jerry Springer, and leave this board to those who want to actually have friendly, adult conversations.
As you can see, a pretty decent little anti-troll force has evolved to embarrass, castrate, humiliate, and decapitate you. From what I’ve seen, they have you beat every which way there is to get beat.
Go home.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Uhh Chief,
Sorry to disagree (and a little off topic here), but all true sailors (submariners) know that the Trident Submarine is the most powerful warship in the world. I used to take great solice in the fact that when out to sea, we were effectively the third most powerful country in the world. Now, don’t get me wrong. I like Aircraft Carriers. They make great targets 
“If you stick your finger in a pie, whatever is in the pie will be on your finger, and whatever is on your finger will be in the pie…unless you wear a rubber glove”----some demented old lady
Damn bubbleheads!
Bite my coprioles, chiefscotty.
Pass the bean dip :wally
Um…
I’m sure the old hands here know this, but for those of us who are less experienced, please note the dates on this thread before responding.
I didn’t and had a nasty surprise when I saw posts by WallyM7. My first thought was that a troll had somehow assumed his ID.
Anyway, just a ‘heads up’, just in case
Fenris