Valentine's WTF???

So many questions…who decided there’s a market for this? Who would be in the market for this?

http://www.ritzcarlton.com/hotels/new_york_central_park/packages/unique/love+on+the+rocks.asp

  1. The obscenely rich.
  2. The desperately horny.

Well, you get a rose petal turn down–and those don’t come cheap, you know!

bleh. not my idea of a nice celebration.

It’s not clear if you have to pay for the actual labor and material to turn your uncut diamond into a piece of jewelry. Sorry, dahhliinnng, for $850,000, I expect that the cost of turning a hunk of rock into something I can wear to the Petersen’s dinner be included.

Bah, only a Hawker 800XP? I expect no less than a Bombardier Global Express, or a Gulfstream V. sniffs