Bob Keeshan not available, or is he holding out for big money?
Keeshan died in 2004 so they’ll have to take the show in a new direction if they use him.
I’m hoping they do a Star Trek / Captain Kangaroo hybrid except make it all retired SNL types. But wait, aren’t they dead?
The book next to my phone looks tempting.
Well, promote from within. Ring up that Greenjeans fella.
Coupled with String Bean. The Dynamic Duo Part Deux. Or the Green/Bean Fighting Machine?
Better get Taylor from Marketing on that. The merchandising could be worth millions!
A Nigerian woman just sent an email offering me her estate. She sounds genuine…
By all means, notify Taylor swiftly.
Does it come with Green Stamps?
Not everything on the TV or radio is total garbage - there are some things I like.
I’m typing.
Have you ever heard of anybody getting lockjaw from yawning?
Or not.
I haven’t gotten lockjaw, but my jaw has taken some coaxing to close and that really fucking hurts.
I hate my jaw.
Weird. That exact Seinfeld clip popped into my head early this morning.
<< spooky theramin riff>>
My butt hurts from sitting in this seminar all day.
Maybe you should try sitting in a chair, instead.
I am sitting in a chair and the chair is biting my leg. No, wait … it’s just an itch.
Is it time to go home now? I really feel like it’s time to go home.