Shift the focus of your organs of ocular perception toward the organs used for percieving photons of a specific wavelength band belonging to your interlocutor. After you have accomplished this, you will be able to percieve which specific ontological entity is effected in said interlocutor. For when people wish to refer to the entity with whom you are speaking, they use a word derived, appropriately enough, from an ancient word used to denote an entity who customarily transports a device used for emanating such photons. If the person to whom I am speaking shall grant my request, that person shall maneouvre their appendage commonly used in the great apes and their close relatives for finely manipulating objects so that it may touch that same appendage which can be found on their interlocutor.
I shall arrest the Earth’s rotation! Come and join me, as I transmute from a rigid state of matter to an amorphous state of matter
Your eyes may perceive several irregularities, but these things shall improve, according to the relentless advance of our position in the fourth dimension
The amount of activities which cannot be accomplished number naught, as long as our mutual cooperation persists
I shall arrest the Earth’s rotation! Come and join me, as I transmute from a rigid state of matter to an amorphous state of matter
A gentleman of my acquaintance (colloquially known as Peripatetic Robert)
habitually engaged in various criminal enterprises
including games of chance prohibited in our jurisdiction
He was overly impressed with his abilities
I counseled him as to the inadvisability of his predilections
He is currently incarcerated
I’ll stop the world and melt with you
You’ve seen the difference and it’s getting better all the time
There’s nothing you and I won’t do
I’ll stop the world and melt with you
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Create a rapid back and forth motion in that device which manufactures your legal tender
Create a rapid back and forth motion in that device which manufactures your legal tender
Create a rapid back and forth motion in that device which manufactures your legal tender
Create a rapid back and forth motion in that device which manufactures your legal tender
Subsequently?
Create a rapid back and forth motion in that device which manufactures your legal tender
Create a rapid back and forth motion in that device which manufactures your legal tender
Create a rapid back and forth motion in that device which manufactures your legal tender
Create a rapid back and forth motion in that device which manufactures your legal tender
Subsequently?
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During my infancy, my maternal parent instructed me,
“Male offspring of mine, always espouse ethical behavior and at no time engage in recreational firearmsmanship.”
However, I discharged a firearm at a denizen of the Washoe County, Nevada county seat in order to observe his demise.
My auditory reception of a shrill locomotive signal engenders the disconsolate drooping of my cephalic extrenity and lamentation.
Correct – and btw, your sig keeps making me want to say, “Crash Test Dummies!”
A) You are permitted to inspect my endothermic nature, which presently registers at approximately 39.44 Celsius. My darling, I must ask: Do you possess any physical abilities beyond the rhythmic gyration of your body?
I believe this one’s still outstanding (the Not Green Day song):
B) As before, I shall depart in a manner which befits my solitary nature
Verily shall I traverse this particular interstate; I am not cognizant of whether or not any others exist
My solitary nature has been persistent and unchanged since birth, akin to John Rambo immediately after the war
After weighing my options, I have decided that failure to act in this manner will create further temporal detritus, and that is a fate I wish to avoid
Therefore, as before, I shall depart in a manner which befits my solitary nature
When I was just a baby,
My Mama told me, “Son,
Always be a good boy,
Don’t ever play with guns,”
But I shot a man in Reno,
Just to watch him die,
When I hear that whistle blowin’,
I hang my head and cry.
Have you observed the wealthy,
On a street in the north of Manhattan Island,
On that well-known arterial?
Tall headware and brand-name necklines,
Uncolored shoe covers and three fins,
Using up every bit of their cash,
For a felicitous escapade.
If you feel depressed and are unable to ascertain,
In which direction to proceed, why not consider proceeding to,
That part of Manhattan that was named after a municipality in the Netherlands,
While donning an air of wealthy sophistication?
Youthful adult male, depression is unnecessary
To repeat myself, arise!
To reiterate, you have changed your place of residency
Melancholy is not mandated.
Immature posessor of a y-chromosome, a location is accessible
Requiring little financial investment.
Lodging is available. Furthermore, I belive with a high degree of certainty
Numerous options for entertainment abound.
