Iggy Pop, “Real Wild Child”
Marooned, on a parcel of land surrounded by a large quantity of brine at an unrecognised location,
This day, like the previous ones I am without company,
An excess of solitude that no male could tolerate,
remove me to a place of safety or I may soon lapse into deep depression.
I intend to address a request for assistance to the entire population (x2)
I yearn for anyone to receive this (x3)
Missive within a vitreous liquid container (x2)
Since I penned such missive 12 calendar months have elapsed,
I should have been aware of the following fact at the outset,
to wit, I alone am responsible for my own mental well being,
deep emotional attachment can repair ones existance,
but conversely it may also have the capacity to
severely damage ones cardiac muscle.
I intend to address a request for assistance to the entire population (x2)
I yearn for anyone to receive this (x3)
Missive within a vitreous liquid container (x2)
I arose in the A.M. today unable to comprehend the presented vista,
An unusually large number of vitreous liquid containers deposited in the littoral zone,
apparently many others share my solitude and they all appear to be of no fixed abode.
Sending out an SOS?
Good job, Amarinth.
No, it was fine. Fits in with the rest of them, I’d say. Nice job, and we’ll look forward to more from you.
Heck, maybe I’ll post a few more. “Spoons-style,” as somebody above dubbed them; short and sweet:
(a) It is possible for my person to view the final part of La Divina Commedia by the luminescence emitting from a part of this vehicle’s interior.
(b) Somewhat akin to the perennial plants of the family pinaceae that frame the curving right-of-way, I am the owner of an appellation.
© And you are able to inform the world at large that this interplay of lyrics and music belongs to you.
(d) Hours of darkness in a certain fabric that reflects the visible spectrum.
(e) We are in the process of trying to establish communications with those contained within vessels capable of travelling vast distances through the cosmos.
351a - Paradise by the dashboard light - Meatloaf
351c - Your Song - Elton John
351d - Nights in White Satin - Moody Blues
I should probably think of one
Those are correct–and yes, you should! 
Message in a Bottle - the Police
I’ve Got a Name - Jim Croce
Provide me with boarding documents for commercial aviation.
Time is of the essence, and even the fastest modes of terrestrial locomotion are not suitable.
My period of solitude and longing is finished
I am returning to my abode
“The Letter,” by the Box Tops
Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft - Klaatu
I would also have accepted the Carpenters, but either way, you’re correct!
Here are seven more to keep things going:
a. A nautical person in our hometown was a raconteur of his life in the place of submersibles.
b. I shall spend the nocturnal hours in solitude. During your journey, remember to correspond. Good-bye, adios, live long and prosper. I shall next observe you in the month wherein falls the autumnal equinox, when the vernal season has ended.
c. An experienced practitioner of the Craft would be able to summon you from the pit into which opprobrium has cast you, produce alterations to your hepatic organ to induce a firmly held psychological state of unearned favor, accomplishing all this through rapidly arriving melody and harmony imported from distant climes.
d. I formerly was a bandit who frequented those highways customarily traveled by horse-drawn common carriers, armed with rapier and flintlock. I both robbed a large number of young women of thir costume jewelry, and killer or severely injured an equal number of servicemen.
e. Of these three medicaments, one induces gigantism, one dimunition of stature, and the third, a placebo, was preferred by your maternal progenitor. Proceed to inquire of the three-meter waitress at a roadside diner. Should you seek out lagomorphs – a quest predestined to failure – inform them that you were telephoned by a larval lepidopteran with a waterpipe. Inquire of the aforementioned waitress during her early childhood.
f. Shortly after sunset, the tractor-trailer began the descent of the hill leading into the urbanized area in the heart of Lackawanna County, with a cargo of fifteen tons of tropical fruit of genus Musa.
g. I have observed with my own eyes the numbus of the Parousia. He is engaged in winemaking uilizing the varietal immortalized by John Steinbeck. His vengeful saber emits [pwerful electrostatic discharges. His veracity perambulates in a military manner.
Yellow Submarine - Beatles
See You In September - The Happenings
White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane
Battle Hymn of the Republic
In my current career field, I install and service electrical power transmisstion devices for a land area of local government
And I utilize motor transport along the highway system
“30,000 Pounds of Bananas,” by Harry Chapin.
As an aside, I’ve driven by (but not on) that hill before. I sure wouldn’t want to do it in a semi-rig, loaded or not!
“Witchita Lineman” by Glenn Campbell
“Close to the Edge” - Yes
Highwayman, by the Highwaymen (Cash, Kristofferson, Nelson and Jennings)
I almost had to make this one less verbose.
You give funds to a landlord for an abode directly above a merchant. You shorten your tonsorial style. You take employment.
You serially set fire to small amounts of tobacco and inhale the results. Using a long stick, you set ivories in motion atop the baize. You create the impression that you did not attend an institution of education.
However, these activities will not be enough to fool the wise and experienced.
For when you are in your nocturnal place of repose, observing insects of the genus Blattidae ascend from wainscotting to ceiling,
You have the opportunity to engage your male parental unit in telephony, and said unit can prevent everything which ails your person from occurring.
You cannot engage in a lifestyle familiar to those of a lower social standing.
You cannot engage in the activities similar to those in which persons a lower social standing engage.
You cannot engage unsuccessfully in activities in which persons of a lower social standing unsuccessfully engage.
You cannot experience a life breakdown, or traverse a club floor, or inbibe alcoholic beverages, or know others Biblically, simply on account of no other activities being available to you.