Brunching has done it again:
http://www.brunching.com/features/starwarsforeshadow.html
My favorite:
“In local news, Mos Eisley has moved up to second-most wretched hive of scum and villany.”
Of course, they left out having Kenobi say:
“Oh, Yoda! I know that, technically, I was Qui-Gon Jinn’s padawan – but you’ll never be anything less than the real Jedi who instructed me!”
“Jedi Master Windu’s bravery and wisdom will be remembered for, oh, 27 years, tops.”
hehehe
Ooh! I know!
C-3PO: “… and then, and then, the piece of string turns back to the bartender and says, now get this, he says, ‘No, I’m a frayed knot!’ You see, because he was frayed? And tied in a knot? And it sounds like the words ‘afraid not’ in your own language? I am well versed in six million forms of communication, you know.”
ANAKIN: “Threepio?”
C-3PO: “Yes, master Anakin?”
ANAKIN: “You’re really not that good at telling stories.”
Owen Lars: “I wonder whatever happened to that protocol droid that Anakin built. Oh well, who cares, they all look alike to me.”