Very offensive thread, but what would you call a Fundamentalist Christian porn film?

Channel surfing today I heard a televangelist I’m not familiar with scream “It’s not Fundamentalist Christians who are making porno films!” I didn’t want to start thinking about Fundamentalist Christian Adult Films as a viable untapped market, but it just happened. Just as regular porn films have the opening disclaimer (I’m told) that “All actors are 18 years of age or over” yadda yadda, Fund. Christian porn could start with the “all actors are legally married and having sex purely for procreation” etc etc., but what would you entitle a Fundamentalist Christian porn film?

Some suggestions:

Cleft Behind

Dun Her

Song of Solomon

Getting to Know You

Suggestions?

Adam & Steve

Boring, that’s what I’d call it.

Missionary Positions

The Eighth Deadly Sin

Disclaimer-You’ll not feel good about me or yourself after reading these.

The Cumming of the Lord
Moses and The Virgin Mary’s Legs
The Next Temptation of Christ

Left Behind: The Movie

Sodom and Sodomy

The Burning Bush

Behind the Pearly Gates

Sluts and Stigmata Vol.3

And Jesus Wacked

Does the Pope Fuck in the Woods?

and Just Fuckin’

Oh, and The Passion of the Christ

Took them right out of my mouth.

Holy Fuck!

The Son of A Preacher Man

I Got Down On My Knees

Before Adam Begat, He Begot Some

“Miss Polly Perkins reveals the glory of Christ to savage heathen islanders, over and over and over again…” :smiley:

“The Bare Knees of the Bible Belt, vol 2”

The Omega Chode

For the untapped Gay Fundamentalist Christian Porn market:
The Rectory

Probably actually exists:
Catholic School Girls Gone Wild

Band The Nun Slowly

Dun Her definitely already exists - I haven’t seen it, but I’ve had details of it recounted to me by someone who sat through it… it’s a costume laden softcore disaster apparently.

Hmm title suggestions…
Onan on and on?

Chrism

Fred Phelps Gets a Jump Start by Ron Jeremy

A Hot Chick Named Jack

I think I’ve seen this… :eek: