Oral Robert
Tammy Faye Does Dallas
A Man Pulled Peter
The Dong of Solomon
The Gift of Tongues
Balaam’s Ass Adventures
Jumping Jehosaphat’s Bones
Deep Inside Mary Magdalene
Casting the Devil out of the Couch
The Great Whore of Babylon
Parting of Her Red Sea
Joseph and the Many Colored G-String
The Ten “Cum” andments
Bathing Basheba
This is one that I actually saw on the shelf in Tokyo.
Jesus Clit Superstar
The title works better in Japanese, since there’s only a one-character difference between ‘Christ’ and ‘clit’. It appeared to be part of a series of Chistian-themed porn.
One better:
Adam and Eve and Adam and Steve.
**The Eleventh Commandment
Mathew, Mark, Luke, and a John
Sodomy In Gomorrah
The Davinci Cock
Being Fruitful
Coveting Thy Neighbors Ass
Jesus Christ, Porno Star**
Joseph and His Fabulous Coat of Many Colors
The Forever Virgin Mary
I forgot:
The Immaculate Erection
Jesus Gets Nailed
Oh Cum, Get A Faceful
The Old Rugged Cross-Dresser
**Cock Of Ages
Bob & Carol & Ted and Thy Neighbor’s Wife**
Thou Shalt Commit Adultry
Kneel Before Your God
Adventures of The Father, The Son, & The Holy Ghost
Holy Roller in the Hay
Ha Ha! It just sounds so happy. Could be a cartoon show.
Sermon on the Mount.
Sampson: Big and Uncut
Delilah’s Bald
Or perhaps Semen on the Mount
**Porn Again
Foot Fetish IV: Fatted Calves
A Fisher of Men
Jonah Gets Swallowed**
OK, you are all so going to hell!
Oooh, you are SO my hero right now.
Here goes…
**40 Gays and 40 Knights.
The Good, The Bad and The Very Very Utterly Bad.
Seven Brides For Seven Sinners.
To Have, And Have, And Have, And Have.
Cock Of Ages.
Breastplates Across The Nile, or What The Handmaiden Saw.
The Whores of Babylon, Long Island.
The Fertile Crescent And Other Ancient Anatomical Wonders.**
lieu, I swear I didn’t read the entire thread before posting, I didn’t mean to steal your pun. I came up with it all by my sinful whoring lonesome.
( two brilliant dopers. go figure. )