Very Short Battles between Comic Book Chracters

[Bryan_Ekers]

*Originally posted by hebesphenomegacorona *
**But he can be harmed INDIRECTLY, since there’s nothing to boomerang to if nothing directly attacked him. So darksied could make a pit with a nuclear missle inside and baby huey woudl fall in, causing DEATH! **

Poppycock. Baby Huey has the ability of all negative-IQ characters to walk over pits, as long as he’s distracted by something else.

And even if Huey was nuked, at worst the explosion would send him flying and cover him in soot.

The shortest fight between major characters I’ve seen is the one-panel execution of Luther (Earth-2 version) by Braniac (Earth-1 version).

[Ranchoth]

*Originally posted by Lumpy *
**I dunno; Baby Huey is protected by the Negative IQ Equation, which states that any cartoon character with an IQ effectively less than zero cannot be harmed, because he is too stupid to realize that he’s in danger. Any attempt to harm him simply boomerangs back upon his assailant. This is in fact the most potent superpower in the known omniverse. **

But…what if Huey was attacked by an even STUPIDER character? Homer Simpson, perhaps? Or Peter Griffin?

Well, Peter’s not really stupid…but his utter lack of good judgement might work just as well.

[Minor_Irritant]

Gorilla Grodd vs. Chim-Chim, Speed Racer’s monkey

[zen101]

*Originally posted by Minor Irritant *
**Gorilla Grodd vs. Chim-Chim, Speed Racer’s monkey **

Chim Chim always fights as a tag team with Spridle and only for candy. Otherwise Grodd would have to know to look for the both of them in the trunk of the Mach 5.

[Gyrate]

*Originally posted by BrainGlutton *
**Conan the Barbarian vs. Cherry Poptart

Not exactly a FIGHT, but it would be over quick . . . **

I’ve read that one. She kicks him off a cliff afterwards.

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[Love_Rhombus]

Squirrel Girl vs. a really hungry Matter-Eater Lad (Hey, she took on Dr. Doom!)

Dr. Doom vs. Batman (See? Armor-plated crotch!)

Firestorm vs. Doug Ramsey (Cypher). Of course, if Doug’s dead, he can beat anyone…

Black Adam vs. The Joker.

[Peter_Morris]

Barry Ween Vs Calvin & Hobbes

[Odinoneeye]

The Watchmen vs. the Super Friends.

Dr. Manhattan: “Man of steel? How bout man of gold, man of carbon, man of oxygen.”

Zan and Jayna: “Wondertwins powers, acti…”
Rorschach: “Do it again, broken arm. Not kidding”

[Ranchoth]

Green Arrow vs. The Punisher

[BMalion]

*Originally posted by Ranchoth *
**Green Arrow vs. The Punisher **

How would this be a short fight?

[Finite_Elephant]

*Originally posted by Odinoneeye *
**The Watchmen vs. the Super Friends.

Dr. Manhattan: “Man of steel? How bout man of gold, man of carbon, man of oxygen.”

Zan and Jayna: “Wondertwins powers, acti…”
Rorschach: “Do it again, broken arm. Not kidding” **

LOL

…man of cottage cheese…

[Ura-Maru]

*Originally posted by BMalion *
**How would this be a short fight? **

Not sure. Though in general, I’d bet on an angsty middle aged guy with a ton of guns over an angsty middle aged guy with a bow.
Longest and messiest fight: Immortal ronin Manji (Blade of the Immortal) vs. goth zombie guy from The Crow. Niether have any special ablity to resist damage, they just don’t die. Eventually it’d just be two balls of duct tape rolling at each other.

‘Guns and superheroes don’t mix!!’

[N9IWP]

Apocolypse(sp?) vs. Josie of Josie & the Pussycats
Prof Xavier vs. Elemer Fudd

Brian