or:
“What was that noise?”
“Who cares. Let’s get out of here.”
They all pile into the car and drive off.
The end.
Really rich guy decides to buy up a bunch of forest land and build a shopping center on it.
Spunky local kids rebel, and charge into rich man’s office to convince him to leave the forest alone!
Turns out, the forest is blighted with Dutch Elm Disease and needs to be cut down anyway before it spreads, and the new shopping center will create jobs for lots of out of work townsfolk.
Everybody wins!
The greatest short movie of all time: Bambi vs Godzilla.
Lonely old toymaker wishes puppet would come alive. He wakes up sad.
Beautiful but overwhelmed divorced mom and rakish bachelor discover they’ve hailed the same cab. They decide to share it, pay the driver, get out at their separate stops, say goodbye politely and never see each other again.
3 Fairy Godfathers run late to the party; Princess pricks finger and dies.
Oh god that was fucked up on so many levels… I’ll just leave it.