Alex Jones is so far out to the right, that he could shake hands with a whole bunch of demented far-leftists who share many of his core beliefs.
Are you afraid?
Chilling, isn’t it.
What kind of sick monster would wish death on someone just for speech they disagree with?
[Re: Fake rumor “6 Dead After Truck Collides With Anti-Trump Protesters On Freeway”:]
Open can of soup.
Heat.
Eat.
#2 is optional.
You forgot: stir in the blood of my enemies.
Yeah, people like him live for the feeling fear gives them. He’s probably a big horror movie/torture porn fan too.
Mmmm …bacon.
Add a half-sandwich and you have a good meal. 
Congratulations! You’ve made a post even funnier than the OP, andthat’s not easy.
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Drink
1 glass
1 ice cube
Glendronach 18 yr. old single malt
Put the ice cube into the glass, pour the Glendronach 18 into the glass until the ice cube is covered, wait 30 seconds to let it breathe.
Drink.
If I have bacon, what do I need soup for?
Unfortunately I’m not a big fan of most whiskeys and that tends to limit my enjoyment of even very good scotches. My recipe would be: pour some decent amber rum like Havana Club into a bar glass, sometime around sunset on a warm evening. Sit on patio, light a Cuban cigar. Observe how well the two complement each other.
That usually doesn’t start happening until I’m into my second bottle.
I find this outrageous because I am a man! I like the truth! I hunt for the truth! I eat meat! I have hair on my ass! I try marijuana once a year just to check out its potency. The Clintons are organized criminals in my view and there’s a lot of death around them. But I’m going to stop right there. There are aliens in this room right now! Bill Gate owns the weather machine! I’m like a chimpanzee, in a tree, jumping up and down, warning other chimpanzees when I see a big cat coming through the woods… I’m the weirdo? Because I’m sitting in a tree going OOH OOH OOH AAH AAH AAH! I tell ya folks, nerds are one of the most dangerous groups in this country, because they’re gonna end up running things, but they still hate everybody, because they weren’t the jocks in high school, so they play little dirty games on everybody. [begins pointing to head] They use their brains to hurt people. And I’m aware of them. Ok, I’mma — I SEE YOU, YOU LITTLE RATS!
Ice cube optional. Not forbidden, just optional.
Not always-there are some higher quality cask-strengths out there where the ice cube is required to release the essence.
You know why Scotch whiskey is less expensive than Irish whiskey? The Irish don’t sell theirs.
Certainly how one enjoys a whisky is a personal experience, and as I have been taught, “However you prepare your Scotch, if you’re enjoying it, you’re doing it right.”
For cask strengths, I find a splash of water opens them up without suppressing the nose from the cooling of the ice.
Again, just personal preference.
Slàinte mhath!