Hmmm…should I wear my pink polo shirt with the collar popped, or my salmon polo shirt with the collar popped?
PETA Wars: Throw red paint on the fur wearers, move up in the ranks, and soon you’ll be releasing dangerously infectious animals back in the wild. Multi-player so don’t let your opponants find out about your secret fishing habit or you’re back on protesting the local KFC duty. Bonus games allow you to compare animal testing to the Holocaust or the speed round (How many euthanized animals can you put in a dumpster in one minute?)
Abandoned Cat 2.0: Sequel to the now famous Abandoned Cat. Now YOU the human are the one taken out naked into the middle of the desert and left. Make it back to civilization and you win.
A Waterworld game was released for Nintendo’s VirtualBoy. It’s supposed to be pretty good.
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Games like High School Dealer do exist. I haven’t seen one in a while but they used to be homewritten and found on bulletin boards.
There actually was a program called Ford Simulator in the eighties. It simulated driving an average car in average conditions. It was meant as an aid in learning to drive. I’m surprised somebody hasn’t come out with another one.
WetBack Fever!
First you must sneak across the boarder, then find a job and a place to stay with 27 other players. Then aviod INS.
FRAT, the game!
Should you drink that extra beer? As your level of beer goggles goes up, its more difficult to decide if that blonde is merely chubby or grossly overweight! Find out in the morning!
Try to avoid unfortunate obstacles like syphilis and herpes. If you get HIV, your game is OVER forever!
Kazoo Hero
Square Dance Revolution
Mortal Kooperation
This could be addictive.
Studio 60 - The Game - round after round of sexually charged arguments leading nowhere except to a deepening emotional attachment that is half love, half hostility. Player can choose to be Matt or Harriet.
Pedomon: Gotta molest 'em all!
Golden Girls Extreme Beach Volleyball
Jeffrey Dahmer’s Diner Dash
Guitar Hero: Norweigan Death Metal Edition
Where in the World is This Week’s Missing White Woman?
Goatse: The Game
Nothing But Crates, Barrels, and Mineshafts!
I would SO play CFC 2000.
Sex Trafficker.
I could have sworn I played that once.
As I recall, you have to push the crates around to get out of the mineshafts.
•Unico and the Island of Magic—The Game! (Unrated)
•Hetero Honky Hatcheter [sup]2[/sup]: God-jockey Gore-job!
•Final Fantasy: Happily Ever After, The End
It makes me sad to see this included in this thread. Because I know you’re right, it really wouldn’t see the light of day. But I would LOVE to play that game.
Bolt cutters?
This would be a cool game:
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[li]The Soviets would have trolls, dwarves, and ice demons, and would get power from ley lines in Mother Russia itself.[/li][li]The Japanese would have samurai, ninjas, and ancestral spirits to possess both normal Japanese soldiers and captured slaves and turn them into suicide bombers, and would get power from the oceans.[/li][li]The Chinese would have dragons and fighting monks, and would get power from the souls of the people.[/li][li]The Italians would have the remaining pantheon of Roman gods and centurions made from normal soldiers, and would get power from the original spirit of Fascism.[/li][li]The Australians would have the Dream Time and Aboriginal shamans, and would get power from Uluru and the Outback.[/li][li]The Americans would have the option of tapping Navajo magic to create uncrackable codes.[/li][/ul]
The game-winning weapon is a bomb that removes all magic from a region and turns the energy into a massive blast of force. The magic-less land drains the life out of anyone who tries to live there until it can heal.
To Miller and Derleth - thanks. This “magic war” discussion just made me feel like I was a stoned college freshman again.
The first Rainbow Six had a hostage rescue mission in a theme-park ride that was loosely based on “It’s a Small World”.
The RTC (real time cookery) game Stew vs. Casserole might lack mass a mass audience.
Guitar Hero-Muzak edition.
Rashomon: Gotta play it again.
Reminds me of that parody of Deer Hunter I saw awhile back where the deer hunt the humans.