I thought it was Chinese food that made you feel awful?
I get disoriented.
A real daiquiri is a refreshing drink that can knock you on your ass.
Those slurpees from machines at beach resorts? NO!! Here’s how I make mine.
2.5 oz white rum
1 Tsp simple syrup
Very generous squeezes of lime
Little dash of water
Add a little ice, stir well, and add more ice to fill glass
I actually prefer ice cubes as opposed to crushed ice.
No, Scottish food is offal, though.
ISWYDT.
To confirm: Do you like watching chicks pee?
I suppose we could conduct a similar test on conservatives by asking them if they support the death penalty and then asking them if they would personally carry out an execution.
But I feel there’s a lot of modern conservatives who’d answer “Hell yes. Do I have to use the regular equipment or can I do it with my bare hands?”
Don’t worry, bad things only happen to bad people.
They chose to have bad lives.
Or they chose to be poor.
Or they chose to be born in (and have to and flee) a war zone.
Or something. 
Almost forget… Fuck Alex Jones. that piece of foul smelling disease ridden shit.
You’re thinking of The Scottish Dish, which makes you feel offal.
Best possible response.
Sure. I’d be happy to house 0.01 refugee. If all Americans did the same, we could accept 3 million refugees.
Uh huh. The most vocal pro-war guys always seem to be the draft dodgers and the chicken hawks.
Iced tea, please. But not Sweet Tea. It’s too sweet. Let me sweeten my own.
I object to the “Scottish play”, like most TV, too much Saxon violence.
Not to mention the guys — it’s usually a group — who get a few beers under their collective belts and beat up someone with dark skin because he or she must be a mooslim. Bonus points for a Sikh because of the beard and turban.
Well, that’s just…no, I can’t. Standards, limits.
Yeah, they’re stinky jokes, but I don’t have any recipes!
I just found this recipe for samosas.
You haven’t seen MacBeth until you’ve seen it performed by Patrick Stewart wearing a leather jacket and toting a machine gun.
Roman Polanski, funded by Playboy, directed a version. Perfect thing for when you are feeling too damned good!
That’s your recipe, would be bad as stealing jokes. Vinnie steals my jokes, sometimes before I even think of them! Which is totally sneaky.