Well, it’s official. I’m an asshole. What may be the most embarrassing moment of my life, just happened. My mother and I are on the same video rental account. She went to rent a movie today and was told the I had returned one of my own movies, instead of the one I rented. When my mother asked what movie it was, the young lady just blushed and said “I’m not sure”. This all seemed fishy to me, so I went over to return the movie.
I go up to this cute little teenage girl, at the counter. I explain my situation and she comes back with the box that I had returned. She opens it up to give me my movie back and she stares at the movie with this disgusted face. I look to see why she’s reacting this way and, to my horror, the movie was titled “BLONDES HAVE MORE CUM”. I immediatley turn beet red and rush out of the store. I have never been more embarrased in my life.
If anyone can top this, I’ld love to hear it.
Man, I didn’t even realize that hair color came into play when determining that sort of thing.
There’s so much I don’t know about genetics.
I once paid for a rental entirely in nickles, but that’s not even close to what you’ve done. My friend Bryan has some good rental stories. Every Friday he gets out three movies, one for each night. One weekend he got out the entire Evil Dead Trilogy, the Director’s Cut.
I don’t know about BLONDES HAVE MORE CUM, but the vegetation rape scene in Evil Dead 2 is pretty close on the vulgar level.
Hail to the King
I work at a video store, honey, and that ain’t nothin’. First of all, does this video store rent porn? If so, then why the hell were they disgusted? Sheesh. Ametures. We had one guy return “Star Trek Deep Space Sex,” his own tape, in one of our boxes, and it stayed in our store for a number of days. We all got a good chuckle out of it, but nothing more than that.
And I could tell you oodles of stories about people who were actually renting porn. Frankly, I don’t even notice unless they draw attention to the fact they are renting “Dim Sum: Eating Chinese” by being all embarrassed and silly. Sheesh. It’s just a little nookie.
I do hope that they didn’t write anything on your account that your mother might find out about, though. Ouch.
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*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles *
**I work at a video store, honey, and that ain’t nothin’. First of all, does this video store rent porn?
well, it was Blockbuster. And did i mention there were people in line behind me? Uhhhgggg!!!
Okay, try this one:
As a teenager growing up in a small town in Quebec, I was out with a friend one night, walking around and arguing or heartily discussing something or other in the middle of winter.
Out of the corner of my eye, I notice someone approaching us carrying a hockey stick. Not at all unusual since at the time, all our rinks were outdoors (early 70’s).
Once we meet, the stranger asks us where the bus stop is located. I reply that “It’s right over there” while pointing in the direction of the stop.
This person then says “Can you tell me exactly where it is?”
Irritated, I again point out the location, and just for the hell of it ask if maybe he is blind.
His reply: “Yes I am”
It wasn’t a hockey stick, it was a white cane.
I work part-time in a video store that does not rent porn (BB) and once in a great while this will happen. Forget it. With all the wacko sordid perverts on daytime television talk shows, “Blondes Have More Cum” sounds pleasantly old-fashioned by comparison.
One couple did it twice in a row. Big deal.
If this is the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you, you are ahead of the game.
Well, one time my friend was working at the video store & he pointed out an XXX video. I said 'do you disenfect the cassettes?" he said, ‘we can’t tell you that’. If you look at xxx cassettee they are always full of dirty fingerprints on the top for some reason. Let yourself guess why.
After that when he got new xxx flicks, he would show me how clean they are.
Embarrassing…I could tell you an anecdote wherein I honestly wanted to launch myself out of a moving car on the highway. But in order to explain how I ended up doing what I did, I’d have to give you so much backstory. And I’m not sure I could tell the backstory so that all of you could understand. And if I could, by the time I had, I would have lost my audience. So by the time I got to the payoff, it would have no impact. So I’ll just say this.
**Me and my big
fucking
mouth.**
I think most, if not all, of you, can empathize.
Ever watch The Opposite of Sex? There’s some line in there about “Oh, I work at BLOCKBUSTER. We don’t have THOSE kind of movies.”
This one guy, I don’t know whether he was nervous or just a total skeeve ball, totally freaked me out one night. In general, I work with a bunch of boys. But one night, the guy I was closing with was in the back, counting the night’s cash, which means I was alone in the store, when a customer came to the counter with a blue card. I got him his movie, and rang it through.
“Must be strange, renting porn to people.” He said.
“You get used to it,” Swiddles says, dismissively.
“I mean…knowing that they’re going to go home and have sex or…masturbate.” (the elipses are exactly as he spoke. He was also leaning on the counter)
“Yea, well, that’s gonna be $4, and it’s due back on Monday. Thanks.” I turned around and walked as far away from him as the counter space would let me. It takes a lot to skeeve me out, but that did it.