Can a velociraptor function with an axe in t’brain?
Anyway, who do you think made the dinosaurs extinct? Or taught ninjas kung fu? Or landed on the moon? Or shot Kennedy?
On a more serious note, Vikings are said to have landed in America hundreds of years before columbus.
Which is probably why he got such a rough reception; those natives remembered the LAST white guys they had seen.
Even if the pirates killed all the Vikings, the Vikings had a better afterlife.
Valhalla: Boozing, carousing, quaffing, fighting, eating the never-ending roast pig, more boozing…
Pirates: Either burning in Hell for all eternity or sitting on a cloud playing a harp.
Of course, the pirates could never kill the Vikings, 'cause the Vikings would kick their poncy little asses. Plus the Vikings had rune magic; the pirates had, what, talking parrots?
Vikings all the way.
Pah. Shao-Lin Dinos don’t need no afterlife. They live; they die. Clearly only the weak hu-man needs an afterlife. He’ll be the one dying, after all.
Damn straight. In fact, Vikings were a huge political influence in Ireland long after the pillaging days were over—it takes a bad-ass to keep political power in a feudal world for centuries after pillaging (and settling) have ended. And the tour was a blast!
No PirateGod!?!!? Woe to Ye! His noodly appendage shall smite you down for such basphemy! AAAaargh!
Ramen