Hálfr the Horrible checking in…
http://www.thequarter.org/Media/VikingName.php
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I came, I saw, She conquered.
I am the berserker known as Dufniall Boneflattener.
Ásta Strongnose (the non-berserker) checking in.
"Your Viking Personality: The tougher Vikings might let you on the boat, but generally only when they need ballast. Both your friends and your enemies think you’re a little weird. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you’re no “berserker”.
You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. Other Vikings would consider you “one of the guys” if you were a guy. (But even though you’re a woman, they still think you’re all right.)
You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Due to your gregariousness, you don’t strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future. "
Kadlin Shieldsmasher here!
"You’re among the toughest sane vikings around.
Hah!
Jófreiðr Oakencow. Fear me!
I can live with that. Berserkers scare everybody. I don’t wanna scare everybody, just let 'em know I’m not easily fucked with.
Hey, as long as there’s free beer involved, I’m in.
As one who is inordinately proud of his Swedish heritage, I swear I will find the spineless little Jute who wrote this tripe, wring his neck until his head completely separates from his body, drag his entire family screaming from their beds, and physically ravage his wife twenty-nine ways from Sunday while I slow-roast his children for the ensuing week-long feast over the white-hot ashes of his longhouse.
Yeah, that’s right! Not so smug now, are you, you mangy little weasel? HAH?!
Áni Foecrusher
You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.
They know me so well.
Váli Bonesmasher
I’m a fearsome Viking, but I’m not completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of me for that. I am strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser men. I might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but I’m no “berserker”.
A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for me, but I might be able to manage it. Other Vikings consider me “one of the guys”.
I have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of me as manipulative and conniving.
Pleased-ta-meet-cha.
I tried two iterations with slightly different answers – I was torn on some of the questions, so I figured I’d see how each went.
I’m either Mar Stronghawk or Mar Oakenhorse. That’s probably more interesting and dramatic sounding than the one I came up with for myself, which is Marik Haraldsson.
Your Viking Name is…
Jón Wulfcrusher
–As a Viking, you’re one of the “berserkers”, and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn’t enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.–
Ya know, I absolutely hate when some random website nails my personality down with just a few questions. Now everybody is gonna know I’m an exhibitionist who scares people off. 
CC
**Reyrketill Shieldcrusher **
Your Viking Personality:
You’re a fearsome Viking, but you aren’t completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you’re no “berserker”.
You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. Other Vikings consider you “one of the guys”.
You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.
Sounds good to me
Tanni Bearcrusher here.
You’re a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You’re not a “berserker”, but you’re among the toughest sane Vikings around.
You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. Other Vikings consider you “one of the guys”.
You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.
Bera Quicklegs
and I am apparently the chick version of UncleBill, since my description is exactly the same. I am not sure if this is a good thing, frankly.
Birna Stronghand
"(Well, actually, that wouldn’t really be your name – since you’re female, your name would be something like “Birna
Björnsdottir”. But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father
was, right? Right.)
Your Viking Personality: The tougher Vikings might let you on the boat, but generally only when they need ballast.
You have a thirst for battle – unfortunately, you’re not terribly good at it. You probably know which end of a sword to
hold, but you’re not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.
You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. Vikings make fun of you all the time. Not always
behind your back, either.
People who’ve known you for a while don’t always trust your word. Due to your gregariousness, you don’t strike fear
into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future. "
I’m such a wimp
BTW, I had to change an answer or two. There was no way I was going to be know as “Cowgrabber”
Kaðall Strongwulf
Your Viking Personality: You’re a fearsome Viking, but you aren’t completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You’re not a “berserker”, but you’re among the toughest sane Vikings around.
You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect, though in your case their respect is tinged with fear.
You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people – they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.
Uh.
Being that I am of Viking descent, I’m gonna say that my Viking name is the one that my parents gave me.
Krumr Stronbear checking in.
A snob? Me? Well, I can’t help what my inferiors think…
I guess I have a relative here!
I’m Dugfúss Bearsbane!
This is what it had to say about me:
Posting first and thinking later…
You’re a fearsome Viking, but you aren’t completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You’re not a “berserker”, but you’re among the toughest sane Vikings around.
A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings consider you “one of the guys”.
People who’ve known you for a while don’t always trust your word. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people – they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.
Kali Bearcrusher here and it looks to me that I’m one of the few and proud berserkers out here.
nuff said
Leiðólfr Leafslayer
Hehehe…like the last name (mebby it’s cause I’m a vegetarian)