Edna Goatflatenner With a surname like that I wouldn’t mind if I just had my fathers name and was surnamed Haroldsdottir. Harold was a good Viking name anyway.
well, i already have a popular danish last name, but what the hay…
i am koko the orangoutan… hhhhhmmmm, interesting…
**Nikulás Ferretstomper **
Kinda funny, as my fantasy football team is annual called the Fighting Ferrets.
Páll Bearmangler
You’re a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You’re not a “berserker”, but you’re among the toughest sane Vikings around.
You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.
You don’t have a lot of tact, so it’s lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.
Heiðr Kaðlín Bonesbane
I found out that I could get my first name and middle name and put them together.
Therefore, my name’s longer than your name! NAH NAH! NAH NAH NAH!!!
Heh. Okay
**Ketilbjörn Quickjaw **
Your Viking Personality: The tougher Vikings might let you on the boat, but generally only when they need ballast. Unlike most Vikings, you don’t have a quick temper; you tend to think about your actions before you undertake them. Sometimes you think too long. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you’re not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.
You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.
People who’ve known you for a while don’t always trust your word. Due to your gregariousness, you don’t strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.
Hehehe, I’ll be the one stomping the Ferrets this weekend, my tiny little friend!
Sincerely,
**Sæbjörn Ironhorse **
Wulfflattener?!
What am I, some road-kill maniac?! Well, right, there was that one time… 
A little weird? Hah! They don’t know the half of it!
Heh! They’ve no FARGIN’ idea how right they are…! (74 days in a row, submerged. No fargin’ wonder I’m weird!)
Well, duh! Statin’ th’ obvious like it was revelation or some-such…
Only those that survive the experience… 