Ugh, what a creep. goes to boil self in bleach
Meh, it’s his sperm, he can do what he wants with it. shrug
As long as it doesn’t infringe on my right not to be grossed out.
Well hell, as long as you were meddling, you coulda fixed the typo in my thread title.
samclem wasn’t ‘meddling’, Otto, he was doing his job. Now cool it. (And yes, I fixed the typo.)
If I were feeling pissy, I’d quote something TubaDiva said to me recently.
As it is, I’ll just explain that my post was a joke.
Imagine having to explain to a kid that they exist because Vincent Gallo had his sperm on sale and his/her mother payed a million bucks for it. :dubious:
It could be worse. Suppose it’s a boy, in his early twenties, and he says, “I should make a movie about that.”
Maybe he could get Chloe Sevigny to play th…
Vincent Gallo doesn’t want a nakey photo of me? Crushed. I’m crushed.
The man is a fool.
Well you were probably disqualified in the first clause: “If you would like to send a nude photo…”
Along with the vast majority of the population.
Am I the only one who thinks this is a joke? Bertianly this isn’t serious. Is it?
Why would anyone want this guy’s sperm??? I saw his website, he looks like a vagrant!
People. Not to interefere, but I think this may be a joke. Maybe he’s just throwing stuff up and seeing what sticks and he’s laughing his ass off in privte daily.
“Say, Ted, let’s send a script and a letter over to Ms. Sevigny and see if she would like to suck me off in a feature film so horrible that 99% of the people watching are doing so solely for the blowjob and the other 1% there are just deaf blind people that wandered into the theatre by accident.”
“Holy crap, that was a joke, but she said yes.”
Let’s be honest, before Brown Bunny the vast majority of us men would have accepted a blowjob from Chloe Sevigny. Of course, now there’s a distinct … taint.
Hmm. Perhaps he’s cleverer than we thought. What better way to make sure that you always have a decent piece of tail available for you? (Sort of like Clinton did with Monica. You notice no one’s jumped up and said, “I hit it!” in the years since.)
Nahhh, Gallo’s not that smart.