Brown Bunny Sperm

Writer/Director/Star Vincent Gallo supposedly offers his “love juices” for $1 million a “pop.”

:shudder:

I honestly don’t know if there is another person alive as full of themselves as Vincent Gallo.

David Spade says you can save a bunch of money and just buy Chloë Sevigny’s toothbrush.

C’mon, thtat’s funny!

It is amazing. In watching Buffalo 66 (not bad little film actually) it’s obvious he absolutely worships his penis, and (with the men’s room scene) makes sure eveyone knows how well he’s hung in the first few minutes.

Did it ever get resolved whether she was actually doing him IRL or playing with a prosthetic?

I’ve seen the scene, and it’s 100% real.

Supposedly, it was a “stunt penis” (i.e. someone other than Gallo).

…“stunt penis”…

Band name!

Nah, I don’t believe it’s real. I really don’t want to check out the website, but it’s too over the top to be believable. Maybe I could believe him offering his sperm for sale, but advertising this –

– just sounds like a parody to me.

If it is real, not only will Gallo have a giant prick, he’ll also be a giant prick, of the first magnitude.

Oh, I’ve seen the scene, and I don’t know if it’s Gallo’s dick or not, but I’m pretty sure it’s a real one, whoever it belongs to.

Band name? More like a succinct sumation of the history of rock and roll :D.
Anyway…ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I’m going to assume this is a joke. and if it is it’s a pretty good one (please tell me it it is). But even if it is…eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Shades of Orgazmo.

“Bring in the stunt cock!”

Another article about this including the following disturbing sentence. It’s so outrageous that I went to his website to verify it, but wasn’t able to find the offer there. I was able to verify that he has an enormous ego.

And for half a million dollars, you can be full of him too.

Even before The Brown Bunny, I already thought Gallo was full of himself because of the scene you mentioned, but the funny thing is that if that’s him in the fellatio scene, he has nothing to brag about.

The only tempting option here would be to offer him a million bucks – to leave show business.

Well, I’ve seen your pic on imdb.com, Mr. Ugly, and I don’t want your sperm, either! Where’s the puking smiley?

You know, the pic on imdb makes him look almost of Middle Eastern descent, with that beard and the hair.

Us dark-haired, brown-skinned girls sure do get a bad rap. :mad: :frowning:

And you need to get a sense of perspective. Your post has a lot of venom and vitriol for a response to a post that lncluded the word “Supposedly”.

Hi, Mr. Gallo. Thanks for stopping by our message board! Bye now!

Breakdancing Duck, you have been told at least twice that personal insults are NOT permitted in Cafe Society.

This is the last warning. YOU are telling someone to “get a fucking clue”?? Seems to me that you need to heed your own advice.

In this forum, we have polite and well-mannered discussions of art and entertainment.

You have one last chance to show that you are able to participate.

I’d say "Woo hoo! ‘And after the spanking, the oral sex!’ " except that I already did that elsewhere, and besides it’s waaaay too apropos for this thread in general…

But yeah, Gallo has a few little issues he oughta work out somewhere other than in the public spotlight, y’know?

And Rocco Siffredi would mop the floor with Gallo’s schlong and still have plenty left over to toss over his shoulder and burp… Now THAT’S a wang!