Some time back I posted a thread about how director Vincent Gallo was offering to whore himself out for $100,000 a pop and father a child for a cool million, but that darker-complected women were not welcome. The thread seems to be gone but I am happy to see that Vince Gallo is now willing to fuck black women for money!
And, more good news, he is also willing to fuck fat chicks and redheads.
He still, however, will not fuck men.
For which, I am sure I speak for many of my brethren, I say Vincent, rest assured that we don’t want to fuck you either.
But I’m a lesbian, I hear you cry. Or at least I hear the lesbians among you cry. Fear not, lesbos, Vincent Gallo will take you two at a time!
The question is, are there any women, black or not, who would pay to have sex with him?
(Incredibly, this is the same guy who was in that AMC documentary, whining about being one of the poor, discriminated-against conservative minority in Hollywood.)
Mr. Vincent Gallo: I am male. And I am having momentary thoughts or wishes. After looking at the picture on your website, they aren’t very *pleasant *thoughts, or particularly *enthusiastic *wishes, but still–I’m having them. I want you to be aware of this. I plan on having these thoughts and wishes frequently. Well, as frequently as I can stand, anyway, which may, I am afraid, not be very often at all; I really shouldn’t have looked, should I?
This is old news. I think it was posted on Gallo’s site 10 months ago or more. I even recall another thread here about it.
I am a fan of Gallo, and think that much of what he writes and says is meant satirically. This is the same guy who was a breakdancer, a personal friend of Jean Michel Basquiat, and of Rick Rubin, who is Jewish - somehow I think his comments about blacks and Jews are more intended to get people’s attention than indicative of real bigotry. I mean, they’re still in poor taste, but just from what I know about Gallo’s life, he seems less of a racist and more of a wiseass.
There’s no question that Gallo is an attention whore, and I can’t take issue with anyone who calls him out for that. And I’m not going to get on board with his Republican thing, if it is actually true. But I like his music and what I have seen of his paintings, and I think all of his film performances have been excellent. I even thought Brown Bunny was decent. I also found the writing on his website to be hilarious. So I’ve got to say, the guy’s original.
Right. I started that thread. As I mentioned in the OP. The new thread is because he has broadened his scope of acceptable women clients. Previously, women with skin that was too dark could not avail themselves. Now they can. We are here to congratulate Gallo for his enlightenment.
If I remember correctly, the prostitution offer was available to black women from the very beginning. Only the sperm donation was restricted to Caucasians.
(I mean, I think the whole thing is a joke, but I believe those were the original terms.)
