The trailer is here. I’m pretty interested. He’s no Bill Goldberg of course, but he can do a good Kris “Krusher” Kringle.
To be fair, even Bill Goldberg is no Bill Goldberg these days - he’s been a shadow of his former self ever since he unretired from wrestling a few years back.
Yeah, keeping up that level of intensity and fitness can’t be easy.
I’m sure the steroids helped.
This might be worth going to a theater.
So, Santa Claus is ripping off Die Hard now?
I’ll forgive them if Bruce Willis has a cameo.
I’ve seen a killer rabbit movie recently (Kottentail) so that crosses off the Easter Bunny. Halloween is obviously easy to take care of nowadays, and this will handle Christmas. Just need to work on the rest of the holidays for horror movies.
I just saw the trailer an hour ago and that was my first thought. Couldn’t stop laughing.
How could you forget?
Arbor Day is covered by The Happening.
Excellent! That’s two more down! I know there’s a Thanksgiving slasher film out there, but I’ve yet to see it.
The “ripping off” Die Hard ship has sailed a long, long time ago. If anything, it’s an R-rated Home Alone ripoff with an adult.
It’s literally one of the gags from the opening of Scrooged turned into a full length film.
Lee Majors better have a cameo.
Yes, but this one is specifically set at Christmas time (obviously with the intent of finally settling The Debate), so it’s clearly a better ripoff homage than all that other crap!
That’s a great trailer. Santa and Krampus in the same movie. How could that not be awesome? Looks like Santa may win the body count.
Looks like John Leguizamoramadingdong has put on a bit of weight in his dotage. Until he spoke I couldn’t quite place him.
I didn’t see the Krampus?
He’s listed on the IMDB page. I didn’t see him in the trailer.
Ah. In the sequel perhaps his family will get involved. Then Santa will face…The Grampus!
This looks SO good! Santa goes medieval on a bunch of bad guys! Definitely going to see that.
Crossed off a long time ago!
I was just about to make the same joke until I checked all the replies…