Yeah, I originally wrote “a real woman’s mouth,” but that seemed to open me up to even more jokes, so I changed it to live, understanding that it might bring up the dead reference. Now you see why I only post about a tenth of the posts that I compose. 
Now, when you flushed, if the urinal’s “lips” closed up, made a swallowing sound, and said “Ahhhh…”, that might be offensive to me. Funny as hell for sure, but I’d be able to understand the offensiveness of it.
I think the idea is cute and funny. And I think cute and funny design is a refreshing change after half a century of boring utilitarianism. But when Virgin first announced that they were going to use those urinals, I wondered how long it would be until the inevitable backlash from the humorless fringe elements of the feminist movement.
From the website: “Kisses is always there in need and makes from a daily event a blushing experience!”
wow. this is old. i think it went around the office about a year or so ago
With those teeth, if part of that things function were for it to close up, I’m not letting the little guy get loose anywhere in the same area code as it is.
As for offensive, nah. Just kinda odd.
Here’s some detailed pics of the object in question with 2 angles front and side.
Side shot’s a lot less sexy and a lot more scary than the front shot.