Happy Birthday to my #1 bestest Doper Friend! Wish I was able to give you a big ol’ birthday smooch, but I can’t, so I’m throwing you a virtual party. And slyly giving you a virtual pinch on your cute virtual butt.
<Tossing confetti with wild and reckless abandon>
Hats for everyone! Noisemakers all around! C’mon in - the more the merrier!
Yay, Rue!!!