drink
Point taken. But now we need a new rule…
How about substituting the drink of the person’s choice for beer? AFAIK, eggnog poisoning doesn’t exist. 
And what do you mean, out of eggnog? We’ve got an infinite supply of the stuff. Here, take a hose and drink! 
tries drinking from eggnog hose, gets knocked in air, lands on misstee
Hey, watch where you point that thing, VladAntlerkov!!
DJ, play that funky music, White Toy Style!
kisses Ghanima back
but… but… it doesn’t mean we HAVE to drink alcohol, does it? I mean, we COULD just drink water, right? I might do that. Later, perhaps.
pulls VladAntlerkov to his feet and kisses him just for the hell of it (yum, eggnog), grabs bottle and goes looking for more virile men to smooch
Ah, thanks. washes self off
tries to drink from hose again, fails, lands on conga line
Note to self: Turn down hose a few notches. Better yet, just drink from the damn carton.
picks VladAntlerkov up off the floor, grabs the flailing nog hose and wisely turns it down to a dribble
Slurp! Mmmmm, noggy! smack Wait, is this virgin eggnog? There’s no virgins allowed at this party! Even the eggnog must be inebriated.
grabs random bottles of alcohol and follows the hose hopefully back to the eggnog tank, taking time to stop and give zephyrine muchas smoochas
Cool screen name you got there. Would you like a Santa hat with built in mistletoe? Saves a lot of time searching 'round the room for someone standing under it.
Of course you may. gives Horseflesh an iced yin-yang and a kiss back Mind you, I’m not sure how well the yin-yang goes with alcohol… so you can try it first if you want to.
Sounds a bit better than the LJDrama drinking game, but I agree it has massive potential for alcohol poisoning! :eek:
F_X
No virgins allowed? Oh no!
Oh wait. That doesn’t mean me.
leads the conga all through the house and out the back door
Wait!
Did he say non Demon? Where the hell do you get yer eggs, then?!?! 
To save us the trouble:
covers the entire ceiling with mistletoe
…it’s going to hurt like hell for anyone who gets thrown that high. So, um, don’t.
Now, on to the business at hand… ineptly flirting with girls I have no chance at all with!
“accidentally” bumps into misstee
Say, misstee… you look carbon-based.
NoClueBoy, What eggs?
Hehe, and I said Non Demon on purpose.
I actually mean Non Denom(inational). !!!
What does that mean? It sounds good tho.
:action:
Fdisk heads into the kitchen to see what he can eat. Hmm, not much left today… better get some sugar, corn syrup, chocolate, and rice crispies! It’s BAM! time, emeril style, yo.
:/action:
hands VladAntlerkob a Flaming Dr. Pepper
This, my friend, will turn you into the studliest man in the galaxy. Keep quaffing them until you notice the change.
I don’t think misstee is carbon-based. She admitted in a private moment that she is definitely Bacardi Raz-based. But all your base are belong to us, right? Give that redhead a lipsmack that’ll knock her clothes off!
Announcement: Anyone that is missing an article of clothing can probably find them in a large pile in the kitchen. Beware the man with the eggbeater. Dress at your own risk.
Announcement: I have deflowered the eggnog (with alcohol, smartypants). That is all.
Looks up at the mistletoe-covered ceiling
Arrrrh! No one is safe!
grrrr-owl
Luckily I still have all of my clothes.
wanders off to find the eggnog
What does a girl have to do to get a kiss around here?!! I’m wearing a miseltoe wreath, for God’s sake!!
drinks the flaming Dr. Pepper
goes to kitchen, belches fire at guy with egg beater, who dies
Umm, Horseflesh… I don’t see any big pile of clothes. And misstee, what’s this Town Portal-like wormhole doing here?
[sticks head out wormhole]
It leads to another Christmas party! Except this one is in Ur of the Chaldeans. 2500 years before Christ!
[disappears back into wormhole]
::Appears from aforementioned wormhole:: W’pah! Those Chaldeans know how to throw a party.
Sorry if I’ve been lax in my duties here misstee
Grabs Jennyrosity you look like you could use this!
::Begins a deep Christmas kiss:: [homer S.]Mmmm Alka-Seltzery[/homer S.] ::resumes kisses::
Hey Elaella let me show you a neat trick.
Gets behind her and in a few quick movements is suddenly holding Elaella’s bra and panties.
Zebra then throws them in the pile.
FDISK plants a kiss on Jennyrosity! Smooch Want another?
Wow Zebra, nice trick! Where did you learn how to do that?
Okay, the rice crispies treats are ready. I put them in the replicator, so, we won’t run out any time soon.
horseflesh point me in the direction of the flaming Dr Pepper!
ah hem,
The flaming Dr. Pepper is my drink speciality. They have been a good friend of mine many, many times.
Welcome Nvme 77.
:: looks up, sees misltetoe everywhere, grabs Nvme77 and gives one great big smooch. ::