~~~ Virtual hot tub party ~~~

:: settles into hot tub ::

Oh yeah, this is nice. Very nice. Very relaxing…

:: bubbles float to surface ::

:eek:

Well, I hardly know anyone but with all the social lubricant who can resist.

*Pulls off wet swim suit, “Hey it’s chilly out here, haven’t you ever heard of shrinkage?” Slides into warm water. *

Ooh, Sushi! Got any Eel roll. I’ll take a little of that Rumplemintz, maybe a trade for some Absolut fresh from the freezer?

Hey Max Carnage you are correct - well sorta anyway. I am English and I was living in Norway and now I am officially about 3 hours drive from anywhere in the middle of Wyoming.

On the way home last night I bought the Margherita mix, tequila and ice and all my stuff is arriving from Norway today so I will just go home and grab my suit and will be right there!!

ems,

Hey stop on by and I’ll show you ahh…ummmm damn nothing ot see here. Been by Devils Tower yet?

Aww, you sweetie, you!

It is, and it’s got your name on it. :slight_smile:

Now that I’ve been relaxing in your company in a hot tub, I’m doing pretty damned fine, thanks.

slowly slides in the tub, closes eyes…

feels a hand on leg, opens eyes…

notices everyone’s naked. Instinctively tries to jump out

Oh, screw it. Somebody hook me up…

…with a drink…

And WHO’S hand is on my leg?!

I have a bathing suit, but I’m shy.

My, that’s a pretty big tub!

:ivylass slips under the bubbling water, and her bikini pops to the surface:

Is my towel nearby? Good. I’ll have some hot chocolate with Frangelico, please.

:leans her head back against the head rest and tries desperately not to float to the surface:

Hot tubs make me dizzy.

And it’s cold out here with no clothes on.

Who’s up for Crisco Twister back inside the house?

Wow I was gone for a little bit and the party really started happenin’.

Welcome everyone

There is dew and pepsi in the cooler by the grill for Darkhold and fizzestothetop.

Bottled water in the house in the fridge for Seige.
Can I take that orange juice and put it away for you Rabid_Squirrel?

Interesting to see we have some coke[sup]TM[/sup] drinkers here. withaK, Kiros and Captain Blunty I happen to have some on hand, just so you can mix your drinks.

Wyatt I hope you brought plenty of your own sarasparilla? I don’t have any, so if you run out you may have to drink something a little stronger.

ems, Max Carnage, if6was9, cajela can I get you something else to drink?

verbenabeast nice suit.

Vodka lime on ice for Single Serving Friend.

Watch out for j_sum 1’s wondering feet.

I am afraid to ask, but if that wasn’t your foot, what was it ccwaterback?
Thanks for coming Andros_X.

I am doin’ all right, how YOU doin’ Mr. Excellent, glad you could come.

Holding your drink was no problem Horseflesh. I’d like to see that cannonball again.

Rum-rita coming up for RTFirefly and a long island ice tea for Isabelle.

Let me help you with that zipper Scuba_Ben, any thing else I can do for you?

Yummy sake brought to us by our friend Fuji Kitakyusho – thanks.

Quazzz and Floofy welcome.

Please tell me you sat directly above a jet Giraffe?

A big newbie welcome to SixSwords.

I think this party needs some music, what sounds good to everyone?

ahem. Ya know, for all the drinking that’s been going on, how come I haven’t seen anyone hop out for a potty break? Is the tub getting fuller? Hey, I can smell chlorine??? That means…

Oh hell, gimme a couple thirteen fourteen brewskis. Can I get a no poopies promise from everyone?

splash

dude… We GOTS to have some Robert Nesta Marley! (Bob Marley for the uninitiated)… Help me hang on to that summer feeling, even though summer has passed us by…
please?

I don’t know - “I’ll see foor rub and raise you a full body massage…”?

::looks around::

Eep, naked people! I mean, yay, naked people!

s/foor rub/your foot rub/ (I have no idea how that happened.)

performs a perfect cannonball then realizes hot tubs aren’t very deep

Uh… could somebody reset my tailbone for me?

Oh, and have the cabana boy fetch me a Bombay Sapphire and tonic?

Giraffe, please bring us a link on your way back?

withaK, did you know you have pudding on your ear? I’ll lick it off for you…

::stares at all the hippy-free-love-types sitting bare-assed in the sweat tub::

Ummm… this brings back awkward memories.

::bites her bottom lip, remembering the night she hot-tubbed it at a swinger’s club with her boss, the boss’ boyfriend, and a newly hired co-worker::
They said they were just gonna hand out some flyers… oh boy!

::wades nekkid through tub::

Sounds ::shudder:: bad SanguineSpider.

But you can relax here. I think it has been already mentioned that the normal laws of physics don’t work in this hot tub – space is warped so that everyone can fit in. It’s very comfortable.

Interestingly it does strange things to feet and vision. ccwaterback will tell you the topology of it all. Feet somehow get translocated (at least that’s my excuse) and certain body parts are invisible for people we don’t know well.

What are you drinking?
Does someone want to crank up those sounds a little? I can hardly hear it.

Ah, thanks misstee.

Now I’ll just peel off the 'skin… gently, so I don’t make big waves and upset everybody’s drinks.

There. :: wads up the 'skin, and casually tosses it out of the tub ::

Okay, who wants some wine?

WOOOOO HOOOOO, Its really going now, eh?

You need a drink Eman_Ramos?

ivylass what a cute bikini top.

Is this naked crisco Twister, auntie em?

Which do you prefer Nurse Carmen, Bud heavy or MGD?

Got the music on, courtsey of verbenabeast, thanks for bringing your cd’s.

Shade did all these naked people affect your ability to type?

How is your butt feeling dutchboy208, do you need someone to rub it for you?

Much better than your last hot tub party isn’t it SanguineSpider?

There is a seat over by fizzestothetops just for you iampunha.
<dances around offering to refill drinks>