store-clerk-slacker,
Of course I was saving you a spot.
why thank you Darkhold…Hey…can someone help me with this keg??..its kina heavy…
looks around…notices lots of nekkid people…
OoOo…yay…no suit needed…tosses bikini to the side and steps in
I’ll take a few of those ice cubes, misstee. The durn steam from this hot tub has gotten my wine TOO warm now. Now if I just had a hot coffee with a bit of Meyers 180 proof rum, I could show you a neat trick…
That was some great streaking, Giraffe. And in a baptism thread to boot! Very appropriate. How 'bout a Love in a Hot Tub to celebrate?
feels something brush across the buttocks Hey, who’s the octopus? We gots standards here, ya know. I prefer to be groped from the front.
::settles back, making sure no abberant bubblage occurs::
Aaaaah, this is nice. Where’s that DJ? He’s slacking. I could go for some good old fashioned rock and roll. Hey, when everybody’s gotten nice and mellow, how 'bout we… <THWAP catches store-clerk-checker’s bikini across the face> Ah, more nekkidness! Always room for 20 more! Now, as I was saying…
Everyone, look at those trunks on Sock Munkey. Those balloon up like nothing I have ever seen before.
Let me put that keg in a bucket of ice for us to enjoy store-clerk -slacker.
Music change at the request of Horseflesh, a little Aerosmith[sup]TM[/sup]. Sweet emotion.
How come no one is grabbing my butt?
misstee, thanks, I was going to ask for a champage cocktail, but I think I’ll switch to vodka.
And also start singing the Georgian national anthem, if only I knew what it was. Got any khinkali? I’ve never tried them but they sound great.
http://www.sanet.ge/cuisine/khink.html
Sock Monkey My ballooning is bigger than your ballooning. ribbit ribbit
cajela with the magic that made this hot tub big, I have got the khinkali.
Whatcha doin looking at Sock Munkey’s ballooning shorts?
Reaches over and gives misstee’s butt a little tweak
Hi, everyone! Got room for a newbie?
(gratuitous suckups)
Horseflesh, I brought you your coffee & 180…
misstee, another Raz for ya…
The cooler here is full of ice for anyone looking to chill…
(/gratuitous suckups)
And I’ve got a twelvepack of Mike’s Hard Cranberry Lemonade, so help yourself.
I’ve got achy shoulders and I just want to soak and relax - is there a quiet corner where I can be out of everyone’s way?
Ah, very good ** Uvula Donor**. I would love to grab a Mike, even better if it’s hard…
What?
Heh, my balooning shorts are fun for everyone! Hey Mistee wanna try and pop them? (wink wink) I’m just a dirty young man.
Ballooning shorts snicker!!!
I feel much better now - all kinds of relaxed and stuff. I am just going to stay here as I have a three day weekend this weekend.
I’ll help out with the entertainment. If someone brought a piano, I can give you a couple of baritone arias. One disclaimer though, just 'cause I look like Pavarotti doesn’t mean I sound like him.
Okay, everyone, this one’s from Ruddigore. I’ll need a couple of guys to sing chorus, though. Tenors over there (as far from the ladies as possible) and men (basses and baritones, that is) over here. The words are easy, and the’re in English. Waterproof sheet music provided.
Ready? On the downbeat…
You know, I’ve heard of nudity at the opera before, but it usually doesn’t include the audience. Maybe we can start a trend! 
I sing tenor.
According to some, I sing best tenor twelve miles away.
There’s always room for newbies! And they’re best when served fresh in a tub of hot water. Thanks much for the coffee. This’ll come in handy later…
Playfully slaps Uvula’s butt cheek, sets misstee’s butt dial to Rock & Roll and sperfur’s to 70s Groove.
wades into the hot tub with Captain and Coke in a College Sized CUPS Cup of Doom
Mmm…hot tub…
Groovy, baby.
giggle The Bacardi seems to be going to my head. Yeah. That’s it. Yeah…
Hello… Just thought I’d pop by and say hi. I’ve got my slinky black swimsuit on, and I’ve brought lots of English real ale with me, and dry white wine. Anyone want some?
C’mon in, Angua, the water’s fine. Nice swimsuit you’re wearing!
And please pour me a glass of your wine.
Thanks for the new Raz Uvula Donor I was ready for another.
FairyChatMome, welcome to the MAGIC hot tub, there is a quiet spot over there ~~~~~~~~~~~~>.
Would you care for a message when you are ready to get out?
Everybody welcome Kizarvexius and thank him for the live entertainment.
ems, I am all about three day weekends, or vacation time or sick days…
Thank you angua for bringing more alcohol, that’s what every hot tub party needs, lots and lots of alcohol.
<runs up to Sanscour offers up a big hug, and points out an empty seat in the hot tub. >
Captain Blunty… all Mikes are good when they are hard.
I am talking about lemonade 