Doesn’t work on me. Also I happen to know from previous research (ahem), that this approach doesn’t work for everyone.
That’s what my friend says too. Come on, I can’t be the only one who thinks faeces are much worse than vomit?
And yeah, I kind of have to put it back. It’s expensive.
BusWife:“What’d you do today hon?”
Me: Oh, read all about a bunch of Dopers trying to help another one vomit.
Watch 2 Girls 1 Cup, Tubgirl, and Lemon Party all at once while downing enough alcohol to put out an elephant for a week.
Interesting timing, 'cos the last thing Mrs M needs right this minute is any help in this department.
Yes. My husband used to work at a group home and he would always trade poop for vomit duty.
Ipecac demonstration, from Family Guy.
www. youtube. com/watch?v=aRn5-LQCg2s
Link broken because it may not be safe for work, depending on where you work.
You’re lucky that’s all that happened to you. From Wikipedia:
Large oral doses of hydrogen peroxide at a 3% concentration may cause “irritation and blistering to the mouth, (which is known as Black Hairy Tongue), throat, and abdomen”.
Please, everyone, never try to drink a glass of hydrogen peroxide as an emetic.
Stupid salt. Damn Im thirsty now.
And please, don’t Google Image Search ‘black hairy tongue.’ On second thought, that could make you puke right there.
So ask for a rim job.
You could just skim throughthis.
Monday night I was pretty sick. I had puked once, felt better sort of, then started feeling like I needed to puke again. I was close, gagging a bit and what not but it just would not happen. Whatever was in my stomach wanted to come out but was refusing.
I happened to be watching some new MTV show called Nitro Circus where dirtbiker Travis Pastrana and his friends do stupid tricks. They made one guy eat a whole box of powdered donuts. He started to spit up and seeing it grossed me out enough to puke. Success.
In summary, what I have learned:
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Nothing I can find around the house makes me vomit, except several cloves of garlic.
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If I succeed in vomiting it bursts a lot of small capillaries on my forehead and around my eyes.
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Vomit is surprisingly gooey.
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Be extra careful on Friday the 13th
The salt water wil help you poop and I have to agree with you poop is far worse than vomit.
Several years back, my wife puked so hard, she got a REALLY bloody nose. It was a lot of fun taking care of her that night.
Happily, I don’t think she’s been that drunk since. heheh
Too late for mr.jp but I found trying to drink a glass of water with a tablespoon of bicarb vomit inducing, holding a teaspoon of clove powder in my mouth or chewing on whole cloves (for a DIY toothache treatment) vomit inducing and finally trying to drink a large amount of warm slightly sweetened water - blearrghhh
The things a guy will do for a date. . . .
If I simply gag hard enough (for example, when visiting the restroom at work at the wrong time of day) I break lots of capilaries on my face. During vomiting attacks, I’ve had capilaries burst on my earlobes.
Are you going to keep us updated on the search?
The tooth has moved on now. So I think I will spare you updates from now on.