Oh come on! Part 2 should be even more entertaining. Or it can be made to be so . . hmm . . . now, you’ll be searching for a tooth cover . . . and what looks somewhat like a tooth?
I suggest for your Valentine’s date, you order double helpings of corn on the cob.
How much did he have to offer in exchange, and did it have to be his poop, or could he use someone else’s?
I can’t speak for mr. jp, but my dentist told me about a patient of his who brought in a dental crown that had made the journey from one end to the other. She seemed genuinely surprised that he wanted to autoclave the crown before re-seating it.
Grossest. Thread. Ever.
I’m sorry it’s not working for you because just reading it is making me gag!!!
This problem is going to come back to bite you in the ass.
I thought drinking mustard in water was supposed to make you vomit?
Anyway, I once vomited so hard I burst some capillaries in my throat and vomited a bunch of blood. 
haha
Not much movement in this thread (or elsewhere) since yesterday, huh. Hang in there, mr. jp. The toof shall set you free.
I was wondering that, too. And was surprised to see only one person pointing out how utterly disgusting this is.
Um, just so you understand we’re talking about staff cleaning up poop/vomit from the residents in the group home. Not their own.
As I recall there were some people who were so squicked out by vomit they’d happily trade jobs.
Congratulations!! I think you’ve been successfully whoooshed.
Ahh, there’s my tooth :: puts tooth back in place, feels it with tongue:: Nope, that was a piece of corn.
This thread is hilarious and should be nominated as one of the best threads in Dope history.
How much was this cap worth?!!!
I’m guessing that the people who have no problem washing off a poopy crown and having the dentist glue it back on are the people who have paid for crowns. 