Schrodinger’s cat vs. Nostradamus and a guy who can figure out what the hell he’s saying.
In a unique experiment, Mr. Trigo, the leading expert on Nostramus’ predictions, spent 3 weeks deciphering a prediction in which it is believed Nostradamus reveals the fate of Schrodinger’s cat. Unfortunately, the experiment was invalidated when it was discovered that the cat died of starvation.
Fred Phelps vs. RuPaul
Casper the Ghost vs. Casper Van Dien
Grease vs. West Side Story
Daria (from MTV) vs. Cathy (from the comics)
dragonflies vs. butterflies
Fabio vs. Cher
Tubthumping vs. The Macarena
Ho-Hos vs. Yoo-hoos
Gee, I guess that’s enough or otherwise I’ll go on all night. 
Spike Spiegel vs. Vash the Stampede
Mario vs. Sonic
James Earl Jones Vs. James Earl Ray
A toaster oven vs. a regular toaster
Big Mac vs. Macintosh
Carrie Anne Moss vs. Kerry Fisher
Hmmm. I got Hitler vs Stalin, how about that?
Hobbes vs. Snoopy
Snoopy would kick his ass. Hobbes is a lover, not a fighter.
Bono v. Batman (“My ego deflects all your attacks!”)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force v. Phish fans
Harry Potter from the end of book V v. Anakin Skywalker from the end of Episode II (I’m actually planning on starting this thread, but the spoiler boxes would get cumbersome. Maybe I’ll figure something out within the end few days…)
Er, within a few days. I don’t know what happened there.
That’s pretty cruel to the tigers, don’t you think?
Bucky Katt vs a monkey
Bwuh-huh? Hobbes not a fighter? He regularly took out Calvin just for fun. Plus he ate one of bullys who used to pick on Calvin at school. Don’t let his cool outward appearance fool you. He’s all tiger. Grrrrrrrow.
Drag Queen vs football linebacker
My money, for the record, is on the drag queen
George Bush vs. Captain Planet (you know the green guy that flies around and saves baby otters)
Jolly green giant vs Hulk
Jr. or Sr.?
Either way, Bush just needs a hot enough heat source and captain planet will melt.
Oh don’t start that or I’ll be here all night…
Alucard vs. Vampire Hunter D
Faye Valentine vs. Jessie from Pokemon (don’t laugh, Jessie’s tough)
Radical Edward vs. Washu (in a science fair)
Anyway, I say if it’s hand-to-hand combat Spike, and with guns Vash.
If it’s Ladies at 20 paces then it’ll be Spike hands down.
Tifa Lockheart vs. Lara Croft
Actually no. No one would be able to resist going dirty with it. Interesting though.
Calista Flockheart vs a ham sandwich
Mai. Its’ Mai Valentine. Its’ cool.
Are we talking bare hands or can they use their monsters (sorta like the Legendary Heroes episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh). If its’ the latter then Harpies’ pet dragon crushes Arbok and Wobbuffet. If the former that might be slightly fairer, but I still gotta go with Mai.
Actually I was talking about Faye Valentine. The one from Cowboy Bebop. Just sort of a hand-to-hand type thing, no pokemon or giant mallets allowed. I’m not familiar with Mai at all.
But this Mai thing is starting to sound way more interesting.
[hijack]What is it with the name Valentine in anime/games? So far I’ve heard of Faye (CB), Mai (?), Vincent (FF – something, right?), Luke and Jan (Hellsing) and I think there’s someone else I’m forgetting [/hijack]