Hey there Prez O,
"…O.K. Someday–we’re gonna get the jack together and we’re gonna have a little house and a couple of acres an’ a cow and some pigs and-- An’ live off the fatta the lan, an’ have Rabbits!…
~Lenny (an’ George W.)
"Just a hint: don’t do what I did and waste the first few weeks of your presidency reading about Area 51, it’s stupid and makes your IQ drop per page.
-Dubya"
Am I the only one hearing all these notes in Jon Stewart’s (admittedly poor) Bush voice?
Dear B.O.
I noticed a slight miss in the engines of Air Force One. Better have the timing checked.
Oh, and don’t forget to top off the tanks. It gets lousy mileage.
Georgie
“Hee hee, these other guys think I’m writing you a note, but I’m not”
Dear Barack:
Try the meatloaf.
W.
Bonus points to anyone who recognizes the William Safire reference.
President Obama, after getting thoroughly comfortable in his brand-new chair in the Oval Office(He didn’t want to catch Dubya’s stupid) carefully opens the envelope and takes out the contents, a slightly smaller envelope. Perplexed, he opens the second envelope to find yet another envelope. This process continues for three more envelopes until he gets to the last one. Expecting yet another envelope, he opens it to find a fine white powder. Seems Georgie-boy doesn’t like losing.
Either that or it’s Goatse.