73H = teh = the. From what I can surmise, this is the “accepted” misspelling. K3W1357 = kewlest = coolest. Follow the bouncing spelling grades: B… C… D… F.
If you all feel “w00t” is a primal scream crammed into a single syllable, go for it. My tongue trips over the naughts.
[Starship Troopers]Would you like to know more? [/Starship Troopers] Sure, we all do. This guy seems to agree with me on “leetspeak stems from a bunch of idiots,” but if you want a bit less of an opinion with your lesson, this has some handy words and phrases for travel abroad.
However, it appears Chaucer got down with the haX0r phr34ks before all of j00. I’ll bet he was pWning those n00b pilgrims all the way to (4n73|28u|2`/.
Excuse me, I have to go wash my keyboard. It feels dirty now.
Woke up this morning,
Got myself a w00t.
Went to see Star Wars,
In my wookie suit.
I know it’s one in a million,
It’s got all real hair.
I’m a fanatic,
And I look like a bear!
Luke woke up one morning,
All his family gone,
His papa never told him,
About right and wrong.
But Leia’s looking good, baby,
I believe she’s very fine,(shame about it),
Born to a Jedi
With a robotic disguise.
Luke woke up this morning
The world turned upside down,
Thing’s ain’t been the same
Since Vader walked into town.
But he’s one in a million
He’s got that saber shine.
Born to a Jedi,
Who chose the Darker Path.
When you woke up this morning everything you had was
gone. By half past ten your head was going ding-dong.
Ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes,
like a voice telling you there was something you should
know. Last night you were flying but today you’re so low
ain’t it times like these that make you wonder if
you’ll ever know the meaning of things as they appear to
the others; wives, mothers, fathers, sisters and
brothers. Don’t you wish you didn’t function, wish you
didn’t think beyond the next big race and finding the little
droid? Well you do so make up your mind to go on, ‘cos
when you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
Yoda said you’d be the Chosen One.
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
You are a hell of a son.
Derleth cabbage-patches: I’m a geek! I know it! I’m a geek! I know it!
Woke up this morning,
Got myself a w00t.
Went to see Star Wars,
In my wookie suit.
I know it’s one in a million,
It’s got all real hair.
I’m a fanatic,
And I look like a bear!
Luke woke up one morning,
All his family gone,
His papa never told him,
About right and wrong.
But Leia’s looking good, baby,
I believe she’s very fine,(shame about it),
Born to a Jedi
With a robotic disguise.
Luke woke up this morning
The world turned upside down,
Thing’s ain’t been the same
Since Vader walked into town.
But he’s one in a million
He’s got that saber shine.
Born to a Jedi,
Who chose the Darker Side.
When you woke up this morning everything you had was
gone. By half past ten your head was going ding-dong.
Ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes,
like a voice telling you there was something you should
know. Last night you were flying but today you’re so low
ain’t it times like these that make you wonder if
you’ll ever know the meaning of things as they appear to
the others; wives, mothers, fathers, sisters and
brothers. Don’t you wish you didn’t function, wish you
didn’t think beyond the next big race and finding the little
droid? Well you do so make up your mind to go on, ‘cos
when you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
Yoda said you’d be the Chosen One.
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
You became Evil’s only son.
Derleth cabbage-patches: I’m a geek! I know it! I’m a geek! I know it!
Woke up this morning,
Got myself a w00t.
Went to see Star Wars,
In my wookie suit.
I know it’s one in a million,
It’s got all real hair.
I’m a fanatic,
And I look like a bear!
Luke woke up one morning,
All his family gone,
His papa never told him,
About right and wrong.
But Leia’s looking good, baby,
I believe she’s very fine,(shame about it),
Born to a Jedi
With a robotic disguise.
Luke woke up this morning
The world turned upside down,
Thing’s ain’t been the same
Since Vader walked into town.
But he’s one in a million
He’s got that saber shine.
Born to a Jedi,
Who chose the Darker Side.
When you woke up this morning everything you had was
gone. By half past ten your head was going ding-dong.
Ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes,
like a voice telling you there was something you should
know. Last night you were flying but today you’re so low
ain’t it times like these that make you wonder if
you’ll ever know the meaning of things as they appear to
the others; wives, mothers, fathers, sisters and
brothers. Don’t you wish you didn’t function, wish you
didn’t think beyond the next big race and finding the little
droid? Well you do so make up your mind to go on, ‘cos
when you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
Yoda said you’d be the Chosen One.
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
You became Evil’s only son.
Derleth cabbage-patches: I’m a geek! I know it! I’m a geek! I know it!