I’m surprised there’s not a post on this already (at least not one that comes up with a search for Michael Jackson leeches) so I’ll start this one. Apologies if it’s already been done.
Nervous that Tom Cruise was hot on his heels as the craziest international superstar, Michael Jackson has returned fire with a denunciation of the Chosen People™ as leeches:
Okay… well… it’s really close, but I’m still going to go with Tom for now just for the novelty of his meltdown. Jackson’s insanity is kind of like Robin Williams schtick- cool at first but now just annoying “same old same old”.
Discuss.