You know what’s fun? Being sandwhiched inbetween two assholes. The people above and below us suck. The people below us must be rich or have a garden in their room somehow. They smoke more pot than I can belive, and the smell waifs up here when they do. Seriously about an hour at least four times a day. It seems a tad excessive, and probably costly.
They however are not as bad as the people above us. Here’s my general all purpose rule to avoid being an asshole. Don’t bounce a fucking basket ball at 4am, especially not in the middle of the week.
Now a mature person would deal with these problems by talking them out, or even alerting proper authorities. I however want to take drastic unreasonable action. My current plan is kinda elaborate and involves an army of specially trained chimpanzee assains. So any suggestions that are a bit more practical would be appreciated.